Introduction: This is the censored version of my fan fic since this supposedly you're not allowed to cuss on the site, and I won't link the original now, since I think it's too soon. Also I did make more chapters on another website so I will post them soon here. One more thing, this is a humor fan fic, incase you think this is a serious fan fic.
Mortal Kombat: Ninja Odyssey
In the Earth Realm, in the United States, in a state, in a city, at a club outside where it isn't crowded. There was Sub Zero looking all blue. Costume wise. He's just stumbling a bit drunk, until Scorpion jumps out of a portal and holds Sub Zero to a wall. Scorpion, did not look happy, not one bit.
“SUB ZERO!” Yelled Scorpion
“Sup! Sscorpion...! hck! How's hell doing?” mumbled Sub Zero
“NOT WELL! I'm going to finish you!”
“Dun, dun, duuun...!”
“This for my wife, my child... I'm finally going to kill the man that killed both of you...”
“TIMES UP! Scorpion wins, flossy visionary! I didn't know you had a wife Scorpo! Let alone having a stupid kid...”
“HOW DA HELL WOULDN'T YOU KNOW! You killed them!”
“I did? Well, mister Scorpboy! You killed my brother, and you don't see me with my panties in a bunch about... I said panties, heheh...”
Scorpion lets go of Sub Zero. Sub Zero slides down the wall, looking like a dope.
“A brother you say?” asked Scorpion
“Yeah you killed him in Mortal Kombat.” replied Sub Zero
“Oh, I didn't know that was him.”
“And you're calling me an idiot”
“I never did”
“Well you act like you did! Or whatever! I'm just saying that you should know better... Plus I doubt Noobo would kill your family, or whatever, he's too douchy for that crap...”
“Well guess what!?”
“You're going to help me find out who killed my family! Whether you like it or not!”
“OH BOY! Let's get to the Sub Zero mobile!”
The two walk to a vibrant blue car, that looks okay. It looks like a standard small car, that can hold five people. A noticeable feature is that the car's window has a slight black tint. The two get into the car, and inside looks messy. There's magazines, and boxes inside, along with a Johnny Cage bobble head. The only thing that looks weird, is that there's a control panel that looks odd.
“Sub Zero, you think you should be driving?” asked Scropion
“This baby was meant driving drunk.” said Sub Zero, and out of the blue came out Reptile from the back seat and yells out, “HEY GUYS!”,
“REPTILE!” said Scorpion and Sub Zero not pleased
“I'm forced to work with ole Scopo, on finding out on who killed his family. He think it was me or mah bro, but I dunno”said Sub Zero
“Well...” said Reptile as he puts on a fedora, “I might have some ideas”
“Like you know” said Scorpion in a sarcastic tone
“AND I DO! Let me show the suspects”, said Reptile as he brings out a couple of pictures, he points to the cyber ninjas, “The cyber ninjas! Here's the three main boys. Smoke, and Cyrax are pretty good spies for the Lin Kui, hell Cyrax is so good, they keep constantly mistaken him for a Shirai Ryu member!”
“He does like wearing yellow, I'll never understand that. I doubt they would do it, since they don't know Scorpion personally enough” said Sub Zero
“You got a point Bi-Han”
“That's not my name..."
“Whatever. But anyway, I know one guy who's a suspect, and it's Sektor, he's a lin kui nazi!”
“Well that's because he's the son of our boss. But yeah, I would even think he hates Scorpion more than mah bro!”
“Is there any more Reptile?” asked Scorpion
“I'll just list the names, Shang Tsung, Shao Kahn, Quan-Chi, and Shinnok, because they're evil. Baraka, because he's hungry, and... and... that's it I guess.”
“Let's just start off with Sektor”
“ALRIGHTY! THEN! You might this” said Sub Zero, as presses a button on the control panel and gives the two barf bags, “HOLD ON TIGHT GUYS! WE'RE GOING TO ANOTHER REAAAAAAAAAALM!”
The car goes through some vibrant colors, and they landed some snow with a bunch of metallic gray cyber ninjas surrounding the car, with Sektor marching fourth to it.
“SUB ZERO! YOU TRAITAH!” yelled Sektor.
TO BE CONTINUED!