What reading material do you keep in the bathroom?

I never understood this fear, honestly. If I have to poop, I find the nearest toilet and do it. No big deal if you ask me.

^ Pretty much this, lol.

I just cough to cover the plop. I always say "I gotta pee" no matter what.

lulz.
 
I like how I was supposed to be impressed by that. That's me every single day. Then again, even the turtles in California drive fast as shit.
I also like how this entire thread is off topic.

I don't like reading anything because I always end up sitting on the toilet for like 20 minutes even though I should have been there for like 4 max.

Agreed. This thread is now about taking shits.
 
I like how I was supposed to be impressed by that. That's me every single day. Then again, even the turtles in California drive fast as shit.
I also like how this entire thread is off topic.

Wasn't meant to impress you. I put it in there to show that I made it to my house faster than when we were on the way to the mansion.
 
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Two Girls, One Cup proves we like to poop.....and then eat it.


HAHAHAH!

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I don't have any books in my bathroom. But if I know I gotta take a dump, I'll bring in a Game Informer or some other magazine.
 
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