What reading material do you keep in the bathroom?

[nemesiswontdie]

You guys are gross. What the hell.

Hey, I'm just telling stories. Not like I took the shit in the urinal.

[Love Cowboy]

Girls don't poop, so I can't contribute to this thread.

Lies. I have evidence.

That is awesomely disgusting

I can never take a dump at someone else's house either. I'm afraid something is going to screw up.

Yeah, exactly. It's a dumb fear, I know but I just can't do it. When I was in school they'd let me go home to take a shit because they knew I couldn't do it at school.

I never understood this fear, honestly. If I have to poop, I find the nearest toilet and do it. No big deal if you ask me.

[xkSongblindedxk]

Goosebumps: Night of the Living Dummy III, lol

[Shirayuki Mizore]

I never understood this fear, honestly. If I have to poop, I find the nearest toilet and do it. No big deal if you ask me.

I don't like the idea of hundreds of other asses of people I don't even know touching that toilet lid :/

[Jade]

I never understood this fear, honestly. If I have to poop, I find the nearest toilet and do it. No big deal if you ask me.

^ Pretty much this, lol.

I just cough to cover the plop. I always say "I gotta pee" no matter what.

lulz.

[squirrelpion]

Girls don't poop, so I can't contribute to this thread.

this birthday cake says different
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[FlawlessVictor]

I just go straight to the restroom and get my business over with.

[Jade]

Two Girls, One Cup proves we like to poop.....and then eat it.

[Spine_Ripper CLOSED ACCOUNT]

I was doing about 90 in a 65 I believe. I made it home within 20 minutes or so because I was speeding and cutting people off and what not.

I like how I was supposed to be impressed by that. That's me every single day. Then again, even the turtles in California drive fast as shit.
I also like how this entire thread is off topic.

I don't like reading anything because I always end up sitting on the toilet for like 20 minutes even though I should have been there for like 4 max.

[THEundying27]

I like how I was supposed to be impressed by that. That's me every single day. Then again, even the turtles in California drive fast as shit.
I also like how this entire thread is off topic.

I don't like reading anything because I always end up sitting on the toilet for like 20 minutes even though I should have been there for like 4 max.

Agreed. This thread is now about taking shits.

[nemesiswontdie]

I like how I was supposed to be impressed by that. That's me every single day. Then again, even the turtles in California drive fast as shit.
I also like how this entire thread is off topic.

Wasn't meant to impress you. I put it in there to show that I made it to my house faster than when we were on the way to the mansion.

[THE JOHNNY ROOK]

Two Girls, One Cup proves we like to poop.....and then eat it.

HAHAHAH!

[Noob Saibot 2011]

Newspaper's like a real gentlemen

[Shirayuki Mizore]

[Bruzzrad]

I don't like the idea of hundreds of other asses of people I don't even know touching that toilet lid :/

It sucks. Sometimes you just gotta go.....

[Bruzzrad]

this birthday cake says different
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And there goes my dinner, and my appetite for the next week.....

[Wraith]

I don't have any books in my bathroom. But if I know I gotta take a dump, I'll bring in a Game Informer or some other magazine.