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    Trouble at the Work Place

    Do you guys hate your job? Well at least your job is not like the jobs of these MK characters. Just random interactions around MK reflecting what the MK peeps do in their work environment. (Lin Kuei, Special Forces, Black Dragon, etc). These interactions will not specifically MK2011 but other games as well; do not worry, I’ll label them. Anyway, first stop MK9!


    Another Day on the Job

    Another tournament and Kitana was getting sick of it. Nine of these tournaments and it was the same result; somebody would step up and get absolutely destroyed by Goro. Of course, Kitana did not understand why she would have to attend these damn things anyway. Shang Tsung was completely capable of defending himself, old man her ass. However, Kitana held her tongue so she would not upset Father, but by the Elder Gods, it was hard. The people she worked with, the revealing garment she had to wear, the constant bloodshed she had to watch. To put it simply, Kitana hated her job. At least she had Jade, her loyal servant and friend, to keep her company. However, Jade was acting stranger by the day. Making remarks about Kitana’s “Very sexy” outfit, or how her breasts would hurt sometimes and needed Kitana to rub them. Whatever, this was the last tournament she and Jade had to attend and then it would finally be over.

    The American fighter had just finished his match with the Tarkatan general Baraka and was gloating about like some sort of fool. Kitana waited patiently for Shang Tsung to command, “Finish Him!” so she could finally take off these damn heels. However, the command was not spoken and Kitana was getting impatient. Kitana leaned over to see if Shang Tsung was aware of the fact that the match had ended. As Kitana was about to speak Shang’s name she heard a snore come from him. Shang Tsung was sleeping! The old sorcerer had his arm on his throne propping his head up so he could sleep like a spoiled infant. Of all times, damnit it was almost lunch break! “You are not going to hold up lunch break again old man!” Kitana thought. Kitana casually slapped Shang Tsung’s arm from under him and his head hit the arm of the throne with a loud ‘BONK!’ waking him up instantly.

    “What, what!?” Shang Tsung exclaimed to no one in particular, “Finish her!”

    “Him, sir” Kitana replied.

    “Yes of course! Finish him!”

    “Sorry broham but that ain’t me dawg. I just got this suit, I don’t want Snaggle-tooth’s blood all over me.” Johnny said.

    “Very well” Shang Tsung retorted, “We shall continue this tournament tomorrow. Everyone is dismissed.” Shang Tsung waved his hand to signal for the guards to pick up the unconscious Baraka. With that out of the way, Shang Tsung stood up and made his exit to the cafeteria along with Kitana and Jade.

    “Had a nice nap sorcerer?” Jade quipped. Kitana silently giggled.

    “Shut up,” Shang angrily replied, “I did not get that much sleep last night.”

    “But you went to bed at 9:30 like you always do sir.” Kitana said as they entered the cafeteria.

    “Look,” Shang angrily said, “Just eat your lunch before I have you two give me a long sponge bath.” Both female assassins shut their mouths instantly. “Good, now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to go and prepare your new co-worker for battle tomorrow. Goodnight ladies.”

    Shang Tsung strolled out of the cafeteria area and left the two friends to go get their meals. Once Kitana and Jade acquired their meals, they sat down and began talking about today’s events. Shortly, after Reptile joined them at the table with his own tray. However, Reptile was not hungry for the time being and pushed his tray away and but his head down on the table. Kitana took notice of this and decided to see what the problem with their Reptilian friend.

    “Hey what’s the matter Reptile?” Kitana asked.

    Reptile replied, “Well, I losssst today and I got hit in the nutssss. I can barely walk or eat. On top of that, being the only Saurian here is making me seriously depressssssed.”

    Jade patted Reptile on the back and said, “Buck up there kiddo! This is the finally tournament meaning if that if we win we don’t have to keep doing this for long. Plus you can have your race restored.”

    “Winning sounds easier said than done. I mean that guy tore through me and Baraka without breaking a sweat.”

    “You mean that wretched human with the dark eyes!” Baraka shouted as he sat down slowly with a ice bag on his balls and his head. “I swear I’ll kill him one of these days!”

    “You sound like a typical villain Baraka” Jade said as she chuckled.

    “Oh look who’s talking! All you and the princess over there have to do is stand there and look pretty. Half the time you can’t even do that right!” Baraka said.

    Jade took her magical pole and extended it to the point where it hit Baraka square in his private part. Baraka fell back from the chair onto the floor holding himself and shouting obscenities. Jade was ready to continue the attack on the fallen soldier but Kitana stopped her friend.

    “Now Jade you know Baraka didn’t mean what he said. We both know damn well that we look beautiful all the time.”

    “Ain’t that the truth!” One of the mask guards says earning him a couple of laughs and a giggle from Kitana.

    “Besides we’re all a little stressed out is all. This is the last tournament, if we start cracking under pressure then we’ll have to do it again. I think I speak for everyone when I say that we will not let that happen!”

    The room erupted into cheers and applause. “Well at least I boosted some moral around here,” Kitana thought to herself. She was broken out of her thoughts when Jade hugged her.

    “I don’t know what I would do without your wisdom dear friend.” Jade said.

    Kitana replied, “Hey it’s nothing to think about Jade, I’m just here to help is all.”

    “Well you are doing a fantastic job Kitana.”

    The two friends stood there enjoying each other’s embrace. Suddenly, Kitana felt a low sucking wind around her ear. Was, was Jade sniffing her hair?

    “I gotta go!” Kitana pushed Jade off her and hurriedly went to her room and closed the door behind her. “Why was Jade sniffing my hair? Did it stink?” Kitana sniffed her hair and it smelled of Edenian fruit, as it always did. Was Jade a lesbian? Kitana immediately shook the idea out of her head and took a bath. She followed up by brushing her hair and going to sleep. One day down, two more days of this hellhole job to go. Soon she would finally rule alongside her father and never sever for that shape-shifting pervert.

    Meanwhile, in the empty cafeteria Jade, and Reptile we’re playing cards.

    Reptile broke up the silence by saying, “So you haven’t told her of how you felt yet?”

    Jade sighed and said, “Of course I haven’t. It’s so hard to do so! I mean she’s princess of Outworld for Elder God’s sake! I’m just,”

    Reptile finished Jade’s sentence. “Part of the royal family also.”

    “Of course I know that Reptile!” Jade retorted as she set down her cards, “I’m just afraid of what people would think if I did get in a relationship with her. Isn’t that sort of behavior frowned down upon?”

    “Ya damn right ya carpet muncher.” Baraka stated.

    Jade glared at Baraka who was still on the floor holding his manhood. Jade replied, “Why are you still here?”

    “If you would recall, Jade, I was viciously struck in my special place twice in one day and cannot walk.”

    “And whose fault is that?”

    “The ******* in green of course.”

    “Hey!” Reptile said.

    Baraka chuckled, “Reptile you dumbass I’m talking about our female counterpart over here. For what it’s worth you confused homo, you shouldn’t care what people think of your relationship. Love whomever you want to love. Besides, you’ve been trained to kill people, if they don’t like it put that training to use.”

    Jade replied, “You know that actually helps. Never thought I say this ever but, thank you Overbite.”

    “Anytime carpet muncher.”

    Jade stood up and stretched her arms and said, “Well I’m off to bed. Goodnight and wish me luck.” Both Baraka and Reptile acknowledge her leave with a goodbye. Reptile also stood up and began to walk to the door.

    “Wait a damn minute you’re not going to help me to my room!” Baraka shouted.

    Reptile replied, “Well you’re not exactly the lightest thing to carry Barry.” laughs at his pun, “Listen just hold out tomorrow, hopefully you’ll be able to walk by then.” Reptile turned off the lights in the cafeteria and headed to his room leaving Baraka in his lonesome. Baraka merely grumbled and tried to drift off to sleep on the cold concrete floor. He would have gone to sleep sooner if it wasn’t for two guards having a late night intercourse session for an hour and a half outside the cafeteria window. Baraka hated his job so much.
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    Re: Trouble at the Work Place

    Sex. That is my only feedback. Just sex.

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    Re: Trouble at the Work Place

    I'll give it a read later. Typing now to subscribe.

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    Re: Trouble at the Work Place

    Quote Originally Posted by Wraith View Post
    Sex. That is my only feedback. Just sex.
    I'm completely fine with this
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    Re: Trouble at the Work Place

    I was expecting a funny thread about Yung complaining about his job.

    But instead I got a baraka nut shot.

    Awesome.

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    Re: Trouble at the Work Place

    Lol why would I complain about my job in the fan fiction section?
    I'm no noob good sir
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    Re: Trouble at the Work Place

    Quote Originally Posted by YungQ94 View Post
    Lol why would I complain about my job in the fan fiction section?
    I'm no noob good sir
    I found this thread by searching for new posts lol I never actually look at what section the new thread is in

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shirayuki Mizore View Post
    I found this thread by searching for new posts lol I never actually look at what section the new thread is in
    I do the same thing. I've told MK9 strategies in MANY MKAK threads. Because I didn't check the subforum.

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    Re: Trouble at the Work Place

    Oh you guys
    Glad you guys like it so far
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    Re: Trouble at the Work Place

    Hilarious. Chapter 2 better come soon. 10/10.
    And why do I have to be hit in the nuts by Jade's stripper pole?

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    Re: Trouble at the Work Place

    Jade is a lesbian.... o-o

    Yeaaa, I'm not reading this until Mileena makes her appearance <_<


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    Because Jade's stripper pole makes the world go round

    And Vital ya stoop you already read it to know that Jade was a lesbo
    Mily will make her stank ass appreance later on
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    .... Mileena better make a sick appearance

    Can't wait to read the next update


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    It'll be there, eventually
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    TATW: Introduction to Street Fighter

    Being well known dictator for this organization is a in good job. I have 8 girls dressed up in sexy tie-leotards surrounding me, get to travel where I please, and hell, I even got the greatest dentist in the world. However, if it is one thing about this dictator business that sucks is my employees. They are God-awful.

    First off, let’s start with the boxer. His skills are top notch when it comes to beating someone’s skull in. When it came to smarts, I doubt that he even posses a high school diploma. It’s like he does stuff just to do it without any reason. I remember this one time when we went to India, this guy goes off and knocks out an elephant for pure shits and giggles. I mean all we did was set up some probes and this mother*cker kills an elephant. The locals we’re extremely pissed. Besides all this man cares about is his paycheck. “Time to get paid!,” or “Gimme all yer cash!” is all he cares about. When I rule the world he’s the first to go.

    My next, “employee” is a Spanish ninja. Pretty cool on paper right? Hell no! I swear on my pearly white teeth this man is both gay and insane. Nothing’s wrong with being gay but stop having everyone guess what your sexuality is damnit! Other than that, this guy s practically obsessed with his self image. Always going to the spa everyday to fix any little thing. If mirrors didn’t exist then he would probably get more things done here at this organization. Ironically enough he wears a mask to “conceal” his beauty from ugly eyes. Not to mention he has long nails for some reason. Need to get them es filed if you ask me. Oh! I forgot to mention how he has the nerve to call me the most hideous man he has ever seen. That homosexual doesn’t know a damn thing! es think I’m cute. At least my dolls do… when I order them to tell me…

    Next on this shit-list is the so called King of Muay Thai. He is the second guy I can tolerate in this whole organization. The first is Mike, the guy who makes my coffee. Satan bless that man. Anyway, this “King” lost a tournament to some hobo with a red headband awhile back. He was so salty that he joned my organization. After he did that, it took him 13 years to find the same hobo and get his rematch. The match ended with it in a tie. Good for him to restore his pride. Oh wait, his traveling expenses resulted n over 1 billion dollars total. Had to kill a ton of bankers to pay the IRS back. I do not with two people on this planet: Red headed demons and the IRS. Besides all of that, the King mostly keeps to himself. In addition, did I mention he has a pet Tiger hanging around? He needs to get a damn litter box for that buffet eating, over-grown cat.

    Last but not least, Korean slut. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a woman put down that much food in the cafeteria like a pig and still be able to kill a congressmen in France. Along with her big appetite, she is also a huge douche bag. She likes to humiliate anybody she comes into contact with. “For the lols” as she would say. I remember she stole the “King’s” tiger and hid it in a random soldier’s locker. I’m still paying Jim’s family worker’s comp for his injuries. The only reason I can grasp why she causes so much ery is the fact that she has that special eye 15 gave her. With all that power she thinks she all big shit. With that huge ego she likes to with me the most since I’m top dog. Always playing pranks or quoting me whenever I give a command. The other day I asked if she murdered the Brazilian commander like I asked and she responded, “Of course!” f that wasn’t so necessary in my plans I would have murdered her in her sleep by now.

    Sigh. I thought being head of Shadoloo would excuse me from such nonsense. These four imbeciles are a waste of my time but I need them for would domination. It is my job to ensure that my plans are seen through the end. However, if my name isn’t Major Bison I would have to say, I hate my job.
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    Last but not least, Korean slut. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a woman put down that much food in the cafeteria like a pig and still be able to kill a congressmen in France. Along with her big appetite, she is also a huge douche bag. She likes to humiliate anybody she comes into contact with. “For the lols” as she would say. I remember she stole the “King’s” tiger and hid it in a random soldier’s locker. I’m still paying Jim’s family worker’s comp for his injuries. The only reason I can grasp why she causes so much ery is the fact that she has that special eye 15 gave her. With all that power she thinks she all big shit. With that huge ego she likes to with me the most since I’m top dog. Always playing pranks or quoting me whenever I give a command. The other day I asked if she murdered the Brazilian commander like I asked and she responded, “Of course!” f that wasn’t so necessary in my plans I would have murdered her in her sleep by now.
    Thats mah gurl...this was great, but theres one thing. JURI NEVER WORKED FOR BISON SHE WORKED FOR S.I.N. *rips hair out* The only time Juri "worked " for Bison was in SFxT and that was more of a... partnership AND (2 and's" in one sentence, I don't give a ) it was non-cannon. I also think (not 100%) That Sagat left shadaloo before Bison joined.



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    Re: Trouble at the Work Place

    Dude this is so bad-...





















    ASS

    Keep it going brotha

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    Re: Trouble at the Work Place

    Kzaoo I know that. This story is gonna be different.cause I'm going to reveal her motives later on, just be patient in the meantime and you'll see :D
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    Re: Trouble at the Work Place

    Vital likes.. again.


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    Re: Trouble at the Work Place

    Oh yeah Vital there's gonna be a Jill story soon. Very soon so look forward to that.

    And hell while I'm at it, does anybody have any requests? Like Character specific TATW type of stories that they want to see?
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