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    MK Sisters Forever: An Outworld Thanksgiving

    (Another half-assed story by your favorite TRMK member )

    *Our story takes place on Thankgiving day in Outworld. After knowing more about Earthrealm from constant invasion attempts, Shao Kahn learned about Thanksgiving and decided to celebrate it, thanking himself for how powerful and arrogant he is*

    *In Mileena’s room*
    Kitana: Hey Mileena you know what today is?
    Mileena: Uh….my birthday?!
    Kitana: ……no. It’s Thanksgiving!
    Mileena: What’s that?
    Kitana: It’s a day that daddy celebrates his success by showing thanks to himself for all he has done! All the people he has killed! All that he has conquered!
    Mileena: How do we celebrate it? *scratches head*
    Kitana: A feast! A HUGE feast with everything you desire!
    Mileena: *giggles* So will you be on the menu?
    Kitana: *punches her hard on the shoulder angrily*
    Mileena: Ouch! I kid I kid!
    Kitana: Yeah you better or I swear you’re dead, sister or not.
    Mileena: Sheesh Kitana you’re stiffer than Khan around Sind—
    Kitana: STOP! Anyway…you can invite that man of yours and I’ll be bringing mine.
    Mileena: YES! I love him!
    Kitana: *rolls his eyes* He’s an annoying little---
    Mileena: HEY! DON’T EVEN…
    Kitana: Hmpf! *Leaves the room to hers*
    Exemery: *Watching TV*
    Kitana: What are you watching handsome?
    Exemery: You know what….I don’t know. But I see a midget in a motorcross uniform so I am going to keep watching.
    Kitana: *sits down with him* Would you like to join my family and I at our Thanksgiving celebration?
    Exemery: Of course! Free food---I mean I’d love to spend time with your family! I need to get cool with Shao Khan anyway.
    Kitana: Okay be at the dining room at 6:00 sharp tomorrow. I’m going to sleep, I’m beat *kisses him*
    *Tomorrow in the dining room at 5:55 p.m.*
    Vital: *walks in* Where’s my sexy thing?
    Khan: *grabs him by the neck and lifts him in the air* She is more than just a THING! She is my daughter and you will treat her as such or I swear, she’ll be drinking the blood out of your severed head!
    Vital: *choking* O—O—Okay Mr. Khan sir!
    Khan: *drops him* Good. Now sit down.
    Vital: *sits down across from Exemery* Oh hey dude! Wassup!
    Exemery: *sighs* Oh my god…
    Mileena: *walks in* VITAL!
    Vital: MILEENA!
    Exemery: ANNOYING!
    Kitana: *chuckles* They are aren’t they? Always so damn happy.
    Mileena: Hey don’t be jealous cause my man is MUCH sexier than yours!
    Kitana: HELL NO!
    Mileena: HELL YES!!
    Khan: *hits the table with his fist* SILENCE! ALL OF YOU!*
    Mileena + Kitana: Yes daddy…
    Exemery + Vital: Yes sir…
    Khan: Good. Now this feast was prepared by Sindel so please eat all you like.
    Sindel: We’ve got anything you desire. Magic can really be fun can’t it?
    Yung: You got mashed potatoes?
    Exemery + Vital: YUNG?! YOU AGAIN?!
    Yung: Oh Sindel invited me here *shudders and whispers* I think she likes me or something…
    Kitana: Mileena can you pass me the turkey?
    Mileena: Nope
    Kitana: But it’s RIGHT next to you!
    Mileena: I know.
    Kitana: PLEASE pass the turkey!
    Mileena: Nah too far.
    Kitana: You b*tc---!
    Yung: *passes her it* Here you go Kitana
    Kitana: Oh thank you Yung. I was kinda losing it there wasn’t I?
    Yung: Yeah. Siblings can be like that sometimes.
    Kitana: *Thinks- Hmmm he’s pretty cute*
    Mileena: So Exemery, how’s the food?
    Exemery: It’s grea----gr----*starts to choke* AAGGGH!!! ACK!!
    Kitana: My baby! *Lifts him out of his chair and gives him the Heimlich Maneuver as Mileena cackles evilly* Don’t die on me sweetie! *pushes hard, causing him to spit out metal*
    Exemery: UGH! How did THIS get in the food?! And why did you stop Kitana? It was kinda cute…
    Kitana: YOU WERE CHOKING! AND I KNOW YOU DID THIS MILEENA!
    Mileena: Me?! No waaaay…
    Vital: Hey Mileena, Exemery is my buddy. Be cool with him okay?
    Mileena: *sighs* Okay….I sowwie Exemery
    Khan: Can you all just shut up and eat?! It’s not that damn hard!
    Yung: Got any dessert Sindel?
    Sindel: *licks her lips* I have something special for you *winks*
    Yung: NO WAAAAAAY!! *runs* I DON’T LIKE GRANNIES!
    Sindel: *chases after him*
    Khan: YOU’RE DEAD YUNG! ING DEAD! *leaves as well*
    *Awkward silence…*
    Vital: So….
    Exemery: *Scratches head*
    Vital: I’m gonna take Mileena back to my room. I gotta brush this off. Thanks for the meal Kitana *leaves with Mileena*
    *In Vital’s room*
    Vital: Your family is crazy Mileena but not like you my sweetheart
    Mileena: But I eat people alive and……you know what, whatever.
    Vital: *Removes her mask* I don’t see why they make you wear this. Your true beauty is behind it.
    Mileena: Kiss me you Mr. Perfect!
    Vital: Oh I can do more than that! *jumps on the bed with her*
    *blah blah blah stuff blah blah explicit*
    *Back in Exemery’s room*
    Exemery: Hey I’ve been thinking…
    Kitana: Hmm?
    Exemery: I always felt that you and I needed more….privacy…
    Kitana: What do you mean?
    Exemery: I think we should take this relationship to the next level. Kitana….I want you to move to Earthrealm with me!
    Kitana: HOLY SHIT FOR REAL?!!
    Exemery: Uhhhh…yeah. I’d like for your father to stop breathing down my neck 24/7!!
    Kitana: I------I-----I----

    *Will Kitana accept the offer? Will she and Exemery move to Earthrealm? Will Vital ever keep it in his pants? Will I write the next chapter to this story? Who knows! But thanks for reading!*

    THE ING END SON

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    Re: MK Sisters Forever: An Outworld Thanksgiving

    CLIFF HANGERSs!!!!!!!!!!!



    "Time to earn the Mask"

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    Re: MK Sisters Forever: An Outworld Thanksgiving

    Cant stop loling!
    I for one loved how i came the hell out of no where. I dont like old grannies, but if they have a 20 year old body figure and big boobs then im aokay

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    Re: MK Sisters Forever: An Outworld Thanksgiving

    Quote Originally Posted by iViTal View Post
    CLIFF HANGERSs!!!!!!!!!!!
    Don't you just love em'?

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    Re: MK Sisters Forever: An Outworld Thanksgiving

    Quote Originally Posted by Shirayuki Mizore View Post
    Don't you just love em'?
    No.. First you make me wait months then im stuck with another for i dont know how long


    And i can keep my pants on...


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    Re: MK Sisters Forever: An Outworld Thanksgiving

    Quote Originally Posted by iViTal View Post
    And i can keep my pants on...


    Quote Originally Posted by YungQ94 View Post
    Cant stop loling!
    I for one loved how i came the hell out of no where. I dont like old grannies, but if they have a 20 year old body figure and big boobs then im aokay
    Cause you a NINJA!

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    Re: MK Sisters Forever: An Outworld Thanksgiving

    Why the f*** am I not in it?
    ~Choosen of The Sun~

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    Re: MK Sisters Forever: An Outworld Thanksgiving

    Quote Originally Posted by Armageddon View Post
    Why the f*** am I not in it?
    Armageddon is here.


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    Re: MK Sisters Forever: An Outworld Thanksgiving

    Quote Originally Posted by iViTal View Post
    Armageddon is here.
    Your mother is here

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    Re: MK Sisters Forever: An Outworld Thanksgiving

    Quote Originally Posted by Shirayuki Mizore View Post
    Your mother is here
    Shiiiiiiiiiiiid.


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    Re: MK Sisters Forever: An Outworld Thanksgiving

    dude this is hilarious I pictured the whole thing in my head

    -sig banner by me

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    Re: MK Sisters Forever: An Outworld Thanksgiving

    Quote Originally Posted by Havok View Post
    dude this is hilarious I pictured the whole thing in my head
    Thank you very much good sir

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    Re: MK Sisters Forever: An Outworld Thanksgiving

    thumbs up!
    DONT MIND ME IM JUST A COOKIE

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    Re: MK Sisters Forever: An Outworld Thanksgiving

    Late to the party as usual Ex

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    Re: MK Sisters Forever: An Outworld Thanksgiving

    Quote Originally Posted by YungQ94 View Post
    Late to the party as usual Ex
    late like a boss
    DONT MIND ME IM JUST A COOKIE

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    Re: MK Sisters Forever: An Outworld Thanksgiving

    Quote Originally Posted by Exemery View Post
    late like a boss
    .... soooooooooooo late.


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    Re: MK Sisters Forever: An Outworld Thanksgiving

    Quote Originally Posted by iViTal View Post
    .... soooooooooooo late.
    >:0 shut up subject!
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    Re: MK Sisters Forever: An Outworld Thanksgiving

    Quote Originally Posted by Exemery View Post
    >:0 shut up subject!
    At least i got some in the story HowMad?


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    Re: MK Sisters Forever: An Outworld Thanksgiving

    I read this story for some reason and I thought it was . . . nice.

    Would have been less creepy if Exermery & Vital were replaced by Baraka & Rain.

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    Re: MK Sisters Forever: An Outworld Thanksgiving

    Quote Originally Posted by back,back,back,low punch View Post
    I read this story for some reason and I thought it was . . . nice.

    Would have been less creepy if Exermery & Vital were NOT replaced by Baraka & Rain.
    Fixed

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