(Another half-assed story by your favorite TRMK member )
*Our story takes place on Thankgiving day in Outworld. After knowing more about Earthrealm from constant invasion attempts, Shao Kahn learned about Thanksgiving and decided to celebrate it, thanking himself for how powerful and arrogant he is*
*In Mileena’s room*
Kitana: Hey Mileena you know what today is?
Mileena: Uh….my birthday?!
Kitana: ……no. It’s Thanksgiving!
Mileena: What’s that?
Kitana: It’s a day that daddy celebrates his success by showing thanks to himself for all he has done! All the people he has killed! All that he has conquered!
Mileena: How do we celebrate it? *scratches head*
Kitana: A feast! A HUGE feast with everything you desire!
Mileena: *giggles* So will you be on the menu?
Kitana: *punches her hard on the shoulder angrily*
Mileena: Ouch! I kid I kid!
Kitana: Yeah you better or I swear you’re dead, sister or not.
Mileena: Sheesh Kitana you’re stiffer than Khan around Sind—
Kitana: STOP! Anyway…you can invite that man of yours and I’ll be bringing mine.
Mileena: YES! I love him!
Kitana: *rolls his eyes* He’s an annoying little---
Mileena: HEY! DON’T EVEN…
Kitana: Hmpf! *Leaves the room to hers*
Exemery: *Watching TV*
Kitana: What are you watching handsome?
Exemery: You know what….I don’t know. But I see a midget in a motorcross uniform so I am going to keep watching.
Kitana: *sits down with him* Would you like to join my family and I at our Thanksgiving celebration?
Exemery: Of course! Free food---I mean I’d love to spend time with your family! I need to get cool with Shao Khan anyway.
Kitana: Okay be at the dining room at 6:00 sharp tomorrow. I’m going to sleep, I’m beat *kisses him*
*Tomorrow in the dining room at 5:55 p.m.*
Vital: *walks in* Where’s my sexy thing?
Khan: *grabs him by the neck and lifts him in the air* She is more than just a THING! She is my daughter and you will treat her as such or I swear, she’ll be drinking the blood out of your severed head!
Vital: *choking* O—O—Okay Mr. Khan sir!
Khan: *drops him* Good. Now sit down.
Vital: *sits down across from Exemery* Oh hey dude! Wassup!
Exemery: *sighs* Oh my god…
Mileena: *walks in* VITAL!
Kitana: *chuckles* They are aren’t they? Always so damn happy.
Mileena: Hey don’t be jealous cause my man is MUCH sexier than yours!
Kitana: HELL NO!
Mileena: HELL YES!!
Khan: *hits the table with his fist* SILENCE! ALL OF YOU!*
Mileena + Kitana: Yes daddy…
Exemery + Vital: Yes sir…
Khan: Good. Now this feast was prepared by Sindel so please eat all you like.
Sindel: We’ve got anything you desire. Magic can really be fun can’t it?
Yung: You got mashed potatoes?
Exemery + Vital: YUNG?! YOU AGAIN?!
Yung: Oh Sindel invited me here *shudders and whispers* I think she likes me or something…
Kitana: Mileena can you pass me the turkey?
Kitana: But it’s RIGHT next to you!
Mileena: I know.
Kitana: PLEASE pass the turkey!
Mileena: Nah too far.
Kitana: You b*tc---!
Yung: *passes her it* Here you go Kitana
Kitana: Oh thank you Yung. I was kinda losing it there wasn’t I?
Yung: Yeah. Siblings can be like that sometimes.
Kitana: *Thinks- Hmmm he’s pretty cute*
Mileena: So Exemery, how’s the food?
Exemery: It’s grea----gr----*starts to choke* AAGGGH!!! ACK!!
Kitana: My baby! *Lifts him out of his chair and gives him the Heimlich Maneuver as Mileena cackles evilly* Don’t die on me sweetie! *pushes hard, causing him to spit out metal*
Exemery: UGH! How did THIS get in the food?! And why did you stop Kitana? It was kinda cute…
Kitana: YOU WERE CHOKING! AND I KNOW YOU DID THIS MILEENA!
Mileena: Me?! No waaaay…
Vital: Hey Mileena, Exemery is my buddy. Be cool with him okay?
Mileena: *sighs* Okay….I sowwie Exemery
Khan: Can you all just shut up and eat?! It’s not that damn hard!
Yung: Got any dessert Sindel?
Sindel: *licks her lips* I have something special for you *winks*
Yung: NO WAAAAAAY!! *runs* I DON’T LIKE GRANNIES!
Sindel: *chases after him*
Khan: YOU’RE DEAD YUNG! ING DEAD! *leaves as well*
Exemery: *Scratches head*
Vital: I’m gonna take Mileena back to my room. I gotta brush this off. Thanks for the meal Kitana *leaves with Mileena*
*In Vital’s room*
Vital: Your family is crazy Mileena but not like you my sweetheart
Mileena: But I eat people alive and……you know what, whatever.
Vital: *Removes her mask* I don’t see why they make you wear this. Your true beauty is behind it.
Mileena: Kiss me you Mr. Perfect!
Vital: Oh I can do more than that! *jumps on the bed with her*
*blah blah blah stuff blah blah explicit*
*Back in Exemery’s room*
Exemery: Hey I’ve been thinking…
Exemery: I always felt that you and I needed more….privacy…
Kitana: What do you mean?
Exemery: I think we should take this relationship to the next level. Kitana….I want you to move to Earthrealm with me!
Kitana: HOLY SHIT FOR REAL?!!
Exemery: Uhhhh…yeah. I’d like for your father to stop breathing down my neck 24/7!!
*Will Kitana accept the offer? Will she and Exemery move to Earthrealm? Will Vital ever keep it in his pants? Will I write the next chapter to this story? Who knows! But thanks for reading!*
THE ING END SON