When the Shit Hits the Fan Finale
[Insert Kevin Hart quote here]
*Meanwhile in a classroom in MKHS; specifically art classroom*
Sektor: That’s strange, Mrs. Khan isn’t here yet and she’s never late.
Cyrax: *Gasp* Someone must’ve kidnapped Mrs. Khan!!
Smoke: What!? Call the police! *Scorpion screams*
Kitana: Good lord boys just calm down, my mom is pregnant so it takes her awhile to walk to places.
Cyrax: Ah man I was hoping we go on a quest for vengeance.
Sub-Zero: That would have been so much better than soccer practice. Nah I take that back, it would have been better than work.
Cyrax: Aaaaamen.
Mrs. Khan: *Walks into class with a slow walk due to her huge belly* So sorry to be late like that, whew. That flight of stairs is murder on the little man and me.
Jade: Aw, you’re having a boy, that’s so cute!
Mrs. Khan: Yes well, oooh! *Ermac telekinetically grabs Mrs. Khans rolling chair under her so that she can sit down easily* Thank you Ermac. Hopefully this one won’t be as much trouble as his siblings.
*The class cracks up to Mrs. Khan’s little joke*
Mrs. Khan: Anyway, this is my last day here before I officially go on bed rest. I have already given your substitute teacher the rest of my academic planner so just follow his/her instructions. In the meantime, I say we have a free day!
*The class erupts into cheers but is cut off by the PA system beeping to life*
Mokap: Teachers please excuse all wrestlers from your classes to attend this mandatory meeting regarding schedule changes. It should be brief so don’t worry.
Baraka: *From a distance* Tell them to hurry the hell up!
*PA system cuts off*
Noob: Dagnabit Reptile they’ve found the underground fight club thanks to you!
Reptile: Whoa hey, I cover my tracks. I blame Kano.
Kano: Oh phoey blamed again.
*The three wrestlers leave the class with some of the class laughing*
Kano: Seriously though what are those bastards thinking! They better not extend the schedule, today was suppose to be our last match and I do not feel like wrestling anymore.
Reptile: I do not see why, all three of us had a great season including Kung Lao.
Noob: Speaking of Kung Lao, where is he?
Kano: You got my dingo there.
Noob: What type of Australian shit was that?
Kano: I don’t know, I was trying something out.
Reptile: I think it is safe to say you should not try anything like that again, for your children’s sake at lease.
*The trio arrives at Coach Baraka’s room to see the rest of the team already there including Kung Lao with a cast on his leg and two crutches under his arm pits*
Noob: Kung Lao what the hell did you do!?
Kung Lao: I got ran over by a car.
Kano: How the bloody hell did you manage to pull that off mate?
Kung Lao: oh well I dove in front of a car to see what would happen. In short, I think I nailed that shit.
Reptile: Obvious answers aside, are you alright man.
Kung Lao: Yes I am fine. Didn’t Liu tell anybody what happened to me?
Tremor: no not really.
Kung Lao: Ah figures, he was probably too busy with his girlfriend. Good thing I was busy with mine instead.
*Earns a couple of OOOOOOOO’s from his teammates while Mokap and Baraka walk into the classroom*
Mokap: You got a lady friend for breaking your leg? You should get ran over more often.
*More laughter from the team*
Coach Baraka: Enough giggling, time to get down to business. Lance (Vance Dance!) High School has cancelled our match due to a roach infestation. So today’s match has been cancelled. Instead, we will have a tri on Thursday with Milton Tigers and Lakeside Bears; same day as the basketball team’s final game. *Sees the disappointment in their faces* Any questions? Good. Moving on, this tri will determine the ranking of Chicago high school wrestling teams all across the state. We didn’t quite make top 3 but we improved so much since last year. At this tri we will compete to get to top 10.
Mokap: If we get into top ten then we have the opportunity to send five wrestlers to the national championships. In the meantime, there will be no practice today but an one hour practice session on Valentine’s day.
Jarek: For real!?
Coach Baraka: What you deaf or something!? No practice today so all of you get the hell back to class!
*The wrestling team all holler and excitedly head back to class practically skipping with joy*
Mokap: Do you have your five picked out if we win?
Coach Baraka: I did but now that Kung Lao broke his leg I’m not sure anymore.
*Back at the art classroom the trio of wrestlers walking in just in time for a make shift debate*
Smoke: In conclusion, his name shall be Storm.
Mileena: Um no.
Smoke: This doesn’t concern you!
Mrs. Khan: Denied anyway. I prefer DC over Marvel.
Smoke: … I was not expecting Mrs. K to know about comic books, well played.
Sektor: What about Lenny or Dagger?
Sonya: Why would she name her child after a weapon?
Sub-Zero: COUGH Kitana! *Class laughs including Mrs. Khan*
Kitana: Yeah ok “Sub-Zero”.
Sub-Zero: What you tryna say?!
Kitana: You know exactly what I’m saying.
Sub-Zero: Flagpole. 3:00. It’s going down.
Kano: Oi, what about ehhh Krimson? (Shouts to GrandMaster Sub-Zero)
Mrs. Khan: Hmm. Actually I like that one, its settled, Krimson shall be a pending name! *The class claps and cheers Next order of business: Ice cream, or cake.
Kai: Oh I’m so gonna win this one.
*As the day went on, art class had a lot of fun with its make shift debates. Anyway, Noob and Smoke’s room where Noob is the only one there*
Noob: Good lord am I bored. Haha that rhymed. *A knock at the door* Yes boredom-free at last. *Opens the door to reveal Frost* Oh.
Frost: Oh?
Noob: Oh noooooo!
Frost: *Giggles and pokes Noob in the stomach* Will you let me in already.
Noob: I suppose. *Frost walks in* Did you skip practice or something?
Frost: No, practice ended like an hour earlier today.
Noob: Oh, well I don’t have practice, obviously, wanna go do something?
Frost: *Fake gasp* You mean you didn’t have anywhere to go with Darla?! I’m surprise she didn’t give you a list to take to the mall.
Noob: Frost stop that.
Frost: Noob she is using you to-
Noob: Frost! We have already talked about this and I said I’ll talk to her about it, damn!
*Silence in the room followed by an intense stare down from both parties. Frost breaks the stare contest by turning around and crossing her arms*
Noob: *Sighs and walks over to Frost* Frost I didn’t mean to yell. *Puts both hands on Frost’s shoulders* I said I would talk to Darla about it through person. I’m not blind Frost, give me some credit, ok. *Turns Frost around to face him* Ok?
Frost: … Fine.
Noob: Good! Give me a hug! *Bear hugs the crap outta Frost*
Frost: Stop it haha! I’m being mad at you right now!
Noob: Hell no! You gonna be un-mad today!
Frost: Ok, ok! I’m un-mad now! *Noob puts her down* Whew. Your are way to muscular to be hugging me like that.
Noob: Hey as long as you’re not mad at me then everything is fine.
Frost: Tell you what, I’ll be completely un-mad if you take me to my favorite Chinese restaurant.
Noob: The one where Liu and Kung Lao work? Alright.
Frost: Ok, then go get ready.
Noob: Why do you like Chinese food anyway?
Frost: Uh probably cause I’m Chinese. *Laughs*
Noob: Well damnit sometimes I don’t feel like solving all the mysteries sometimes Watson!
Frost: *Laughs* Just go get ready! I am starving!
*Elsewhere in a Chinese restaurant*
Liu Kang: So, tired.
Kung Lao: Mhm.
Liu Kang: Why did you come to work anyway? Your still injured.
Kung Lao: Didn’t feel like being home.
Liu Kang: What’s wrong with you?
Kung Lao: My leg is broken.
Liu Kang: No its something else. Whenever your around me it’s like you shut down.
Kung Lao: Has it occurred to you that it might be that your acting like a douche bag all the time?
Liu Kang: Excuse me?
Kung Lao: You heard me Liu. I don’t know when it happened but you’re an asshole now. Starting to do nut taps on your friends, neglecting homework to get your dick wet by Li Mei. Hell you won’t even come to Kitana’s house to make videos anymore. As of right now it just seems like the only thing you care about it is you and f!cking Li Mei of course.
*Damn Liu, Hold That. While Liu was speechless, two customers walked in the restaurant; A stocky blond dude and some blonde with a lot of makeup*
Stocky Bro Dude: Hey do I know you bro?
Kung Lao: Uh, I have no idea.
Stock Bro Dude: No I’ve seen you somewhere. .., Do you wrestle?
Kung Lao: Yeah Yeah for MKHS Dragons.
Stock Bro Dude: Oh yeah! *Claps hands* Your that dude who got knocked out by our 164. That shit was hilarious.
Kung Lao: [Milton; I remember this guy know he faced Noob] Yeah, almost as funny as you getting pinned, tripped by our 145 and falling on your face. That was a smooth wrestle move though.
Stocky Bro Dude: Oh you think that’s funny bro? *He flexing*
Makeup Chick: Baby calm down.
Kung Lao: Yeah “baby” calm down before I get fired for assault on a customer.
*Stocky Bro Dude Dawg Bro takes a step forward but a Chinese Menu is planted on his chest stopping his advance*
Liu Kang: Ok so that’s a table for two, follow me please.
*Stocky Bro Champ Dude takes a final look at Kung Lao and storms off with Liu to be seated*
Liu Kang: *Comes back to the counter* What the hell!? Your leg is broken?
Kung Lao: Yeah I was just bluffing. But if he came back here I would have been finished. *I swear to you that this pun was unintentional*
Liu Kang: *Laughs* Ah man that was ballsy. Look Kung Lao, can we talk about you and me later?
Kung Lao: Whatever man. *Noob and Frost walking in* Well, well! If it isn’t my favorite black person.
Noob: That’s racist and true at the same time. How did you pull that off is beyond me.
Liu Kang: Anicent Chinese secret. *Grabs two menus* Anyway follow me to your seats.