MKHS: Second Semester

February 1st 2012

Sunday afternoon, 2PM'ish at the Kahn's house
Kitana and Jade are talking in the living room Mileena is playing RE5 on her 360. With both parents gone the 3 Teens can talk about anything freely without nosey parents eavesdropping on their conversation.

Kitana,Excited: So how was it?! Tell me everything.
Jade: Nope. My lips are sealed, we promised not to tell no one anything.
Mileena: Like that's going to happen. That's like the first thing a group of guys talk about when they're all good friends.
Mean while at Sub Zero and Scorpion's dorm. Smoke, scorpion, Sub zero and Noob are talking about Smokes first time with Jade.
Smoke: The best 45 minutes of my life, dude we did it in all the positions you can name.
Sub Zero: Could we not talk about sex? Almost lost my girl friend because of it *sigh*
Scorpion: You guys are lucky enough to get it in.. I probably have to sit through hours of playing Resident evil to just get Mily to sit in my lap.
Noob: Blow job on the first day. *pounds chest* come at me
Sub Zero: *sighs*
Back to the Khan's house...
Mileena: So I heard we had a new nurse at the school wasn't name like Julia or something like that.. All I know is that it starts with a J. *rolling eyes*
Kitana: Oh you...
Jade: Her name is Jill Valentino, surprisingly it's the same Doctor Kitana seen for her pregnancy test.
Mileena: What was her name again? *giggling*
Jade: Ji--
Kitana: *interrupting Jade* She knows her name.. Just soaking in the fact that she has the name of her favorite Resident Evil character.
Jade gives Mileena a nasty stare (Not in a sexual way, but a hostile stare). Mileena turns her head and continues playing her 360.
Jade: Annnnnywaysss. What do you guys plan on doing the rest of today?
Kitana: Kuai was coming over and Rain is going out, Mileena is going to sit here all day so I might as well spend some time with Boy friend.. ALONE.
Mileena: So you two can waste another weekend at the Clinic? *sly grin*
Jade: *Laughs*
*Mileena receives a Text message from gamestop*
Mileena, super excited: YES!! OMG IT'S FINALLY HERE!
Jade and Kitana: o_o
Mileena immediantly sends a text message to Scorpion..
Let's switch back to Sub zero and Scorpion's dorm again =)
Scorpion: Well i'm off to gamestop to pick up this game for Mileena *sigh*
Scorpion teleports to the local gamestop which is in the next city miles away, once inside, Scorpion walks up to the clerk to get the game.

Clerk: How may I help you sir?
Scorpion: I pre-orderd Resident evil: Operation Racoon City and I wanted to pick it up.
Clerk: Mmk. I need to see your reciept to verify that you bought the game.
Scorpion: [F*ck.. Now I have to teleport to Mileena house..] *Teleports to the Kahns house*
Clerk : O-o [I seriously have to lay off the chocolate]
Scorpion arrives at the Kahns house to pick up the receipt
Mileena: It's on the table in the kitchen and trade in MvC3 tired of that ******** game.. All you need to do is learn Dante and you win every game.
Scorpion: K, do you have to re-new your XBL membership?
Mileena: Nope. Bought a year card so I can have time to play ORC and RE6 online *smiles*
Scorpion: K *kisses Mileena, just a small peck* Cya in about 5 mins.
Scorpion Teleports back to Gamestop to pick up RE:ORC for his beautiful girl friend Mileenalove
Scorpion: Ok! I have to reciept. *Hands the clerk the receipt with the Pre-order on it*
Clerk: So you're a Resident evil fan? Cause IGN gave this game a 3 out of 10...
Scorpion: No, my girlfriend is and she doesn't care about reviews *laughs*
Scorpion notices a RE6 poster that said "PRE-ORDER NOW!"
Scorpion: [Maybe I should surpris her with a early anniversary gift].... Excuse me, but I would like to Pre-order RE6 also.
Clerk: Early Anniversary gift?
Scorpion: [Da Fuqq? How did he know?] Yea.. How'd ya know?
Clerk: Well.. My anniversary.. Well Our anniversary is tomorrow and my girl is a die hard RE fan, and I decided to surprise her with a Pre-order reciept also. *Hands scorpion 2 copies of RE:ORC and his receipt*
Scorpion: Thanks, best of luck to you and your girl friend relationship.
Clerk: Like wise man, and thank you for being a customer.

Scorpion teleports back to the Kahn's house inside their living room where Mileena is sitting on the couch watching TV. Scorpion sits next to Mileena.

Scorpion: Hey..
Mileena: Hi..
Scorpion: I thought you would be excited about getting ORC.. What's wrong?
Mileena: *Sighs* The fact that I have to crush you in RE *laughs*
Scorpion: .....

Mileena takes her copy of ORC out of scorpion hands and puts the disc into the Xbox and the couple plays through the campaign before taking the action online, in the mean time lets see what the other guys are up to back at Scorpion's dorm.

Sub Zero: I say we head over to Kitana's house, because both of our girls are there and her parents aren't home.
Smoke: I don't know bro. They could come back at anytime and we could be in some serious trouble.
Sub Zero: Nah, they're on Vacation for the next 2 weeks for their 4th honey moon.
Smoke: I guess I'll tag along. There's nothing to do here anyways. Noob, you coming?
Noob: Sorry man I have to sit this one out.. Frost wants to go out to eat. She claims I'm "Changing" since I had a new girl friend. Just invite Jax he said he was free today.
Smoke: Yea, I'll text him now..
Smoke, Smoke bombs the twosome to the Kahn's house to chill with their girl friends like bosses.
Smoke: SUPRISE B*ITCH!
Kitana and Jade are startled, but Scorpion and Mileena's attention is focused on the Xbox.
Kitana: Don't do that again.. you scared me.
Mileena: OMG! No zombie NO!
Scorpion: Yes! Jill loves HUNK's boot to her face.
Mileena: .....
Kitana: Anywayyysss... Hey, I thought you were coming alone?
Sub Zero: Well I was, but since Jade was here might as well bring Smoke so we can have a Semi- doub-- *Looks at Mileena and Scorpion* Triple date.
Jade: Well you two know how to make a hell of a entrance. *rolling eyes*
Smoke: *Sits beside her on the couch* Sorry babe *Kisses her on the cheek* Just wanted to make you laugh.
Jade: *Smiles* Well you d--
Scorpion: *Rage mode* You have to be Shitting me?!! I pumped 5 riot gun shots into your head..
Mileena: Super Soilder is a woman's best friend *sly grin*
Kitana: *sigh* You guys want to go to my room where we can talk *raises voice* AND NOT BE INTERUPTED BY RAGE FACING KIDS.

The two couple head to Kitana and Mileenas room where they can talk and building on their relationship and other lovey dovey stuff..
Mean while at Jax, Cage, and Skarletts dorm. Jax is fresh out the shower to stay in for the rest of the day, He's exausted from the Midterms last week and just want to relax at home with no distractions.

Jax: [Finally.. can just relax *Turns on the T.V* and Nap the who---] *door bell rings, it's Sonya*
Jax opens the door to let his future girrr--- I mean best friend in. They make their way back to the couch to watch some TV together.
Sonya: There's absolutely nothing to do at my dorm and I decided to chill with you, is that Ok?
Jax: Well I tried to have some alone time because Red and Cage are gone, but I don't mind since you're bored to death *smiles*
Sonya: Alone? *laughs* You had HBO after midnight recorded on the DVR and your right hand
Jax: *laughs* You wanna play some black jack or something?
Sonya: Not really. *Looks at the PS3 in the living room* What about some 2K12 or Madden?
Jax: I would but both disc are in terrible condition and barely work, what about some Ultimate Marvel?
Sonya: Sure I guess, but I'm not that great at fighters *sly grin*
Jax turns on the PS3 and puts in Ultimate Marvel v Capcom 3 and they begin to play. Jax's main team was Dante, Vergil and Wesker. Sonya had Jill Nemesis and Wesker.
Jax: Resident Evil fan?
Sonya: Nope, Jill reminds me of myself.. well her Primary does.
Sonya ends up beating Jax taking it 5-0.
Jax: You said you weren't good at fighters!
Sonya: *Giggles* You didn't catch the sly grin after I said that?
Jax: *Checks the time* It's 5:30 and my Netflix acount expires tomorrow, wanna get one movie in before it expires?
Sonya: Sure, anything but a horror movie..
Jax: C'mon they're the best kind. Plus I'm here with you there's nothing to be afraid of *laughs*
Sonya: I guess so. What movie did you have in mind?
Jax: Some one save me, It's a film staring Marquez houston. The shit is mad scary.
Jax finds the video under netflix and they begin to watch the horror movie, Sonya holds on to Jax's arm the entire movie and jumps when ever someone dies in a unexpected way, A hour and thirty mins pass and the movie is over during the movie they both fall asleep on the living room couch cuddled up,and Johnny and Skarllet are back home at this time.
Skarllet: Awwww. They look so cute together.
Johnny, Limping: After all that working out we did today you're not tired?! I'm taking my shower and going straight to bed.
Skarlet: [instead of making her go home I'm going to just head over to her dorm and bring some school cloths over so she can spend the night]

Skarlet does what she said she was going to do for Sonya to stay the rest of the night. Now we shall go back to the Kahn's house.

Mileena: Kid, Seriously, Put down the Juggernaut with super soilder.. Shit is mad cheap.
Scorpion: All you have to do is Quick draw with the Samuria edge to get the first 5 bullets off then finish them off with the rest of the clip.
Mileena: ....
Scorpion: Oh that reminds me! I have a surprise for you.
Mileena: [Oooo a surprise, I get ORC and a early Anniversary gift]
Scorpion pulls the receipt out his wallet that has the pre-order for RE6 on it and hands it to Mileena.
Mileena: A receipt? What am I going to do with a r--
Scorpion: *sigh* Read it silly..
Mileena: [RE ORC.. Pro member ship 14.99.. game informer subscription 12.99.. Resident evil 6 preorder 59.99... Blahh blahh blahh.. Wait.. Resident...Evil.....6.... Pre-order...] *Squeals* Thank you soo much *Kisses scorpion on the cheeks* I was going to pre-order last week but decided to get ORC instead.
Scorpion: *Kisses her back* I knew you would love it, but I heard they were releasing a special edition that had Leo---
Scorpion's conscience: Hey! That shit costs over 13K.. do you want a empty bank account?
Scorpion: Shit... You're right.
Scorpion: That had Ashley Grahams cosplay costume as a collectable... shit costs 13k.
Mileena: Ewww. No one likes Ashley Graham, but I would totally buy Leon's Jacket in RE6 no matter the price.
Scorpion: I think I should head home now it's 10:30 and we have school tomorrow..
Mileena: Noooo don't go now *frowns*
Pause..
Yung: Nigga, How can Mileena frown without lips
iVital: No! It's my turn to write and Mileena have lips this episode, now go back a start writing Trouble at work. what ever the lame fan fic is called... Now back to the story.
Mileena: You don't want to spend the night over with me? My parents are gone, and what they don't know wouldn't hurt them. right?
Scorpion: I guess soo. First I have to tell Kaui.
Mileena: Fine.
Scorpion goes to Mileena and Kitana's room to infrom his friend about him spending the night with his girlfriend.
Sub zero: Yea, I guess, bu--
Kitana: C'mon. Both of you can stay if you like, Kaui you don't wanna stay here longer with me *Puppy eyes face*
Sub Zero: *smiles* I guess so.

2 hours later, It's passed Midnight and everyone is sleep except for Mileena and Scorpion. They are laying on the living room couch cuddled up and watching TV. A marathon of romantic movies are playing.
Nope.. nothing happens late a night, what? do you guys seriously think I'm going to let Scorpion go inside Mileena? Psshhh.. you guys are crazy.

Sorry for the short update.. <_<

ME GUSTA

Your words and body langue confuses the hell out of me

This style of writing is incredibly hard for me to do. I can't describe things how I want to its damn tricky. So.. this is pretty shit.



*Scorpion awakes on a light brown coloured couch in an unfamiliar room*

Scorpion: *rubbing neck* My neck, it hurts so much.

*Mileena snuggles in to Scorpions chest*

Mileena: *eyes still closed* Morning, Scorpy.

Scorpion: Hey babe, we need to start getting ready.

*Mileena agrees and they get ready and start to leave for school*

Scorpion: *This is nice, no RE to separate us*

Mileena: You hear about Kano?

Scorpion: No, I’m guessing he f***ed some bishes on a rollercoaster or some stupid shit like that?

Mileena: Minus the rollercoaster.

Scorpion: How am I not surprised?

Mileena: I kinda feel sorry for Kira.

Scorpion: Sure she doesn’t mind. Its not like she can’t know and she’s still with him.

Mileena: Guess so.

*They arrive at school*

Liu Kang: Hey guys, Scorpy you weren’t at your dorm…

Scorpion: No, we didn’t

Liu Kang: I just thought because…

Scorpion: No.

Liu Kang: Let me fini…

Scorpion: No.

Liu Kang: Don’t be a di…

Scorpion: No.

*Liu punches scorp in the nuts*

Scorpion: *Rolling in pain* no…
*smoke walks up from behind Liu*

Smoke: On that straight JC shit.

Liu Kang: Dayuuuuuum

Smoke: Yo Liu, did you do the math homework?

Liu: What homework?

Smoke: The one I didn’t do. Scorpion, did you?

Scorpion: No.

*Liu Kang stamps on Scorpion’s nuts whilst he’s getting up*

Mileena: *Giggling* Stop you guys

Liu: Did you do that homework, Mileena?

Mileena: Uhhh… nooo.

Smoke: DID ANYBODY DO THE GODDAMN HOMEWORK?

Liu: I don’t even know what we’ve gotta do.

*Bell rings*

Smoke: Shit! We got math first.

Liu: Let’s just go.

Smoke: Getting ready to clean the gum off of the tables…

Liu: Let’s just hope Reptile ain’t here.

*They head off to the classroom*

Quan Chi: First thing’s first class, I set you some homework.

*Class groans*

Quan: You would be wise to own up now if you haven’t done it.

*A sea of hands rise*

Quan: *Sighs* Who HAS done it?

*Only Sektor’s hand goes up*

Quan: Just…

*Quan is interrupted by a loud knock to the door*

Kira: Can I please borrow Kano? *A tear runs down her face*

Quan: Umm… yes. Is there something wrong?

Kira: Nope. Nothing.

Kano: What do yer’ want with me, baby?

Kira: Just come here.

*Kano walks out of the classroom*

Kira: YOU ASSHOLE!

Kano: What baby?

Kira: YOU KNOW WHAT *breaks down crying* those whores are more important than me.

Kano: Baby, it’s not like that.

Kira: Am I supposed to just sit there and believe you? *still crying*

Kano: You know I ain’t a one lady man, baby.

Kira: You’re unbelievable.

Kano: Sorry, babe. You don’t like it, you can f** off.

*Kira slaps Kano in the face*

Kano: Bish, you know my number to call me when you’re up for a quickie.

*Kira runs off crying*

Kano: People don’t understand that I’m not a one woman man.

*Kano walks back into the classroom and sits back down*

Kabal: *whispering* You should really put her on a leash

Kano: You heard?

Kabal: Everybody did.

Quan Chi: Now that that little distraction is over, lets carry on. I want you all, except for Sektor, to come back after school.

*Class groans*

Quan: It’s your fault

*Quan carries on with the class until the bell rings*

Jax: I never want to do math again.

Sonya: I know how you feel. Hold on a sec.

*Sonya sees Kira in the hall and runs up to her*

Sonya: Hey.

Kira: *Wiping a tear from her eye* Umm… hey.

Sonya: I’m speaking from experience here, forget about Kano.

Kira: I love him, though.

Sonya: But he doesn’t love you…

*Kira is in tears now*

Sonya: Sorry if it’s harsh… but it’s true

Kira: I know its true

Sonya: I don’t have enough time to talk right now. Do you want to talk to me after school?

Kira: That would be nice.

*The two exchange numbers*

I think that was pretty damn cool.
The drama was there and it felt, right.

Thank you Kzaoo, if your done then I have some writing to do

YungQ94 said:

I think that was pretty damn cool.
The drama was there and it felt, right.

Thank you Kzaoo, if your done then I have some writing to do

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Sure go ahead. I can't wait to read it. My biggest goal was to give you something to work with lol.

You gave me the mojo my boy. Thank you

Finally an update, because I've been waiting. A job well done.

Dat baby mama drama 8)

Kanye get your ass back on tour and make that music boy
Nah, but the ball is rolling now

I'm just glad to know that the thread isn't dead, and the story lives

YungQ94 said:

Kanye get your ass back on tour and make that music boy

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My god.

This made me laugh so hard :rofl:

Lol I gots the jokes

TAKE IT TO THE DISCUSSION THREAD BOYS. please.

Jk

Man I straight forgot about that thread

MKHS: Back to Business

*With the initial chaos of the Kano and Kira drama subsiding, we are going to stroll our asses straight into lunch time, with Liu approach his table*

Liu Kang: Wassup guys!
Junior Boys Table: Wassup Liu!
Liu: *Scorpion teleports in front of Liu after he sets his tray down and before Liu sits down* What the hell!?
Scorpion: Bon appetite motherfuker! *Punches Liu in the nut sack*
Sub-Zero: *After everyone at the table goes “OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!”* When did JC start wearing yellow?
Liu: *Holding himself* Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
Scorpion: *Sits next to Sub-Zero* Cause you hit me in the nuts first, payback my dear sir.
Liu Kang: Ok, ok. You got me, truce? *Sits down and holds out hand*
Scorpion: Yeah truce. *Before he shakes it, Liu lightly smacks him* Damnit so sneaky!

*Table laughs*

Rain: What up people?
Junior Boys Table: Oh damn it’s Rain!
Smoke: What has blessed us the opportunity to have you descend down upon us my Lord?
Rain: Ah shut up I didn’t want to eat alone is all. But hey, *sits down next to Smoke* am I the only one who almost burst out laughing at that whole Kano, Kira thing?
Sub-Zero: I giggled but your sister punched me in the arm.
Noob: That shit was crazy though. Just putting people’s business like that.
Rain: Hell yeah, though Kira had a mean slap to her.
Liu Kang: Yeah it echoed like a gun.
Sub-Zero: You know something isn’t right here… where’s our Johnny Boy? *Jax arrives* Yo Papa Black where’s Johnny?
Jax: Oh, he went to L.A with his parents yesterday, got called in for something.
Rain: Probably a porn shoot.
Liu Kang: Haha I wouldn’t past Johnny.
Johnny Cage: *Bursts through the doors and jogs over to the table* What up fellas ya miss me?
Junior Boys Table: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh Johnny’s here!!
Kung Lao: *In a girly voice* Johnny!! Sign me!
Johnny Cage: Aha, *poses* aha, *poses* aha, *poses* aha. *Puts one hand on his head and the other to signal them to stop* Hold your autographs, please. Seriously though, where’s my girl Skarlet? I have great news for her!
Smoke: Oh Johnny you finally got tested? I’m so proud!
Johnny Cage: Oh ha, ha. Nah silver back, I got the lead role in a new movie again!
Scorpion: Oh hell yeah! Your last movie was f!cking awesome! Please don’t disappoint.
Johnny Cage: Do I ever come up short of a good performance? *Looks around and spots Skarlet* There she is! Skarlet! *Skarlet sees him and stands up waving and smiling* I have some good news!! *Runs off*
Rain: Ah isn’t that cute. *Sees Johnny swinging Skarlet around, obviously there both happy with the good news. However, Rain spots a red eyed Kira approaching the table from a distance* Ah shit, bogey at 12:00!
Sub-Zero: The hell are- *Spots Kira* Oh shit!
Jax: Be cool, I’m sure she’s just going to pass by our table.
Kabal: *Walking past the table* If Kira asks, I gotta take a shit. *Keeps walking*
Rain: F!ck that shit.

*Rain, Smoke, Scorpion, and Kung Lao teleport away while Jax, and Liu Kang sprinted away from the table. Sub-Zero climbed out the window leaving Noob still at the table with his phone out (sending a text to Darla) confused at what just happen. By the time he looks behind him Kira is already at the table*
Kira: Hey Noob, *sniffs* Have you seen Kabal?
Noob: (Goddamnit why didn’t anybody warn me!?) Uhh, um *Looks around for Kabal* Maybe he went to the bathroom?
Kira: Oh, *sniffs and wipes eye* ok. *Turns to leave*
Noob: (Yes, leave, leave.)
Kira: Oh wait! Don’t you wrestle with Kano?
Noob: (!) Um yeah.
Kira: Oh my God can you please help me!? *Runs back to the table and gets in Noob’s face with a desperate look* I know you heard what happened this morning and I need your help!
Noob: Uhhh.
Kira: Please! I don’t or I can’t talk to Kano cause I’m so mad with him! It’s like whenever I try to talk to him I can’t do it cause I know he won’t listen but I do want to talk to him! *Trust me it’s a girl panicking, run on sentences will occur* I know it sounds dumb but I really love Kano, I just can’t talk to him right now. Sonya already offered to help me but she can’t talk to Kano either so I figured that a close guy friend could talk to him. Since your friends with Kano can you talk to him pleaseeeeeee?
Noob: (Friends is a stretch honey) Umm, I… (Don’t you f!cking do it!) I… (F!ck her man you got other shit to do!)
Kira: Please, for me. *A tear falls from her eye*
Noob: … Sure I’ll talk to him. (Oh you f!cking little pussy!)
Kira: OMG really!? Thank you! *Hugs Noob* I’ll get your number from Frost and text you later. Again thank you so much. *Leaves in the direction of her normal table*
Noob: … Why did I agree to that?
Rain: *Teleports back in* cause you’re a man with a very big heart.
Noob: Yeah and a huge dick, now tell me why you didn’t warn me!
Rain: What part of, “bogey at 12:00” don’t you understand. I mean at the least you should have looked like a normal ass teenager and dip the f!ck out with the rest of us but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Noob: *Sighs* Whatever.
Rain: Plus you can talk to Kano man, you guys wrestle each other and your in a relationship too so this should be a breeze.
Noob: Yeah, breeze.
Rain: Something wrong?
Noob: Hm? Oh, nothing’s wrong. *The school bell rings* Well off to Science class.

*The two fellas left to go to their class but as you can already tell, things going on with Noob and Darla isn’t going so hot*

**After school at the dorms and we go live at Liu Kang and Kung Lao’s dorm where Liu Kang is resting on the couch, until a knock at the door makes him get up**

Liu Kang: Who could possibly make me get up off the sofa after soccer practice? *Opens the door to reveal Li Mei in a black MKHS shirt and purple sweat pants* Oh hey baby!
Li Mei: Hi! *Kisses Liu on the cheek* Glad to see your not at work. *Comes in*
Liu Kang: *Closes door and sits back on the couch* Yeah I didn’t have to work today but I still had practice. But why aren’t you at volleyball practice?
Li Mei: Hahaha silly Liu, volleyball season ended like the last week of January.
Liu Kang: Oh seriously?
Li Mei: Yup, January 27th we didn’t get to go any tournaments this year thank God. Now I can spend a lot of time with you. *Walks over seductively to Liu and straddles his lap* Whenever. I. Want. *Sexy kiss*
Liu Kang: With the exception of work.
Li Mei: I’ll surprise you.
Liu Kang: I like the sound of that. *Kiss*
Li Mei: You smell and feel sweaty, I like it.
Liu Kang: I was thinking about taking a shower before you came here.
Li Mei: How about we take one together…

*Thus begins the proceeding of making out and grinding along with the door being opened by Kung Lao. Kung Lao stopped to take in the scene, shook his head and left the room setting down his wrestling bag. Good thing he didn’t teleport*

Kung Lao: F!ck. (Man what the hell, that chick has been all over him for the past couple of weeks. I mean I’m not jealous… only a little. Why does he get to have his girl when I don’t even know where mine is. Sophia… I miss you. Now I’m stuck playing the third wheel to these two love birds. Liu was supoose to help me look for you damnit!!) *Unbeknownst Kung Lao he had been walking down the hall way and involuntarily kicked over a trash can. Coming out of his inner venting, Kung Lao began to pick up the pieces until Noob came bursting out the door with a black jacket in hand*

Noob: Hey you mother!cking raccoons are going to stop this shi-! Oh Kung Lao its you.
Kung Lao: Yeah, you thought I was a raccon?
Noob: Well yeah ther-
Smoke: *Coming out with a long knife* Where are those little bastards!? Oh it’s just Kung Lao… unless you’re a big ass raccon!!
Kung Lao: Ha, I doubt it.
Noob: *Looks back at Smoke who returns the look* What’s the matter?
Kung Lao: Nothing… Liu’s girlfriend.
Smoke: Ah shit let me leave.
Noob: Yeah leave you offender. *Smoke grins and shuts the door while Noob puts on his wrestling jacket* Want to walk and talk about it Kung?
Kung Lao: Sure. *They get to the lower level and start walking down the street* Basically, I’m feeling lonely.
Noob: Ah, in need of some female company?
Kung Lao: And the girl that I actually liked disappeared leaving me with those two f!ckers back at the house smooching and shit.
Noob: Who was the girl?
Kung Lao: That blonde girl on the wrestling team.
Noob: … Oh hell no! The one who decked you in the face for losing.
Kung Lao: Nonono I liked her before that.
Noob: Ohhh. Thank God man.
Kung Lao: Yeah, anyway what are you doing up and about?
Noob: Well when you f!ckers left me to deal with Kira, she begged me to talk to Kano so that’s what I’m doing.
Kung Lao: Oh damn that sucks, sorry to leave you hanging. I didn’t want to deal with that shit though haha. So are you going to his house?
Noob: Pretty much. *They stop at Kano’s house filled with people and blasting loud music* Oh f!ck me.
Kung Lao: *Whistles* Want me to come with you?
Noob: Nah, I have to do this alone.
Kung Lao: Ok, good luck captain. I think I’ll go get something to eat cause I am starving.
Noob: Alright, *They do a handshake* see you around. Also I hope you find your girl.
Kung Lao: Thanks.

*The two wrestlers go there separate ways, Kung Lao to his restaurant where he works at to get some food while Noob makes his way through the house party crowd to find Kano. Let’s start with Kung Lao first cause his first in the alphabet*

**After finishing his meal Kung Lao stepped out of the restaurant and look over the street seeing various things. A couple-walking lovely dovey down the sidewalk, a family of four, a blonde girl waiting to cross the light. Wait a minute, that girl kinda looked like,*

Kung Lao: SOPHIA!

*The shout got a hold of Sophia’s attention as she glance in his direction recognizing his hat. Sophia was still beautiful, even in her black turtleneck sweater and light blue mini jacket with blue jeans. The teenagers stared seamlessly into each other’s eyes from a distance for a brief time. Sophia glanced at the light seeing that it had turned green. She proceeded to walk towards Lao through the long intersection. Once she got to the middle of the intersection, a speeding car was hurriedly passing through the street even though the light was red. Seeing the car in the distance, Kung Lao dove into action*

Kung Lao: SOPHIA LOOK OUT!

*Not enough time to reach her ears above the car horns, Kung Lao sprinted out into the street, crossed the middle intersection and dove to push Sophia who only acknowledge the barreling vehicle till the last minute. Kung was able to push Sophia away to the middle island on the intersection as he layed in the road frantically scrambling to get to Sophia as well. Unfortunately, the vehicle kept moving and crushed Kung Lao’s left leg making a very loud cracking noise. Kung Lao let out a pain-filled howl as the car kept moving down the road not bothering to stop. Sophia gasped and ran to Kung Lao’s side*

Sophia: *To the driver who was long gone* You moutherf!cking b!tch! Come back here! *Crouches down to Kung Lao who is withering in pain holding his leg* Kung Lao, we have to get you to the hospital!
Kung Lao: I know! Ahhhh! Sophia, *grabs her hand* I missed you. *smiles*
Sophia: There’s no time for that! Can anybody help us!?
Stranger Dude: *Comes running towards them* I saw the whole thing, I have a car so let’s get your friend to the hospital.
Sophia: Oh thank you very much! You hear that Kung Lao? Kung Lao!

*By the time the dude came up to them Kung Lao had already passed out*

**Back at the party, Noob finally knew where Kano was. In one of the bedroom’s upstairs with another female doing the nasty. Instead of c0ckblocking like a champ Noob waited out the session while talking to a guy high on weed**

Dude: So yeah the government controls the income of farmers.
Noob: Enlightening. *The girl finally comes out the room smiling and fixing her shirt. Noob calmly pushes her out of the way [much to her protest] and lock the door behind him to Kano sitting on the bed smoking a cig* Oh how f!cking badass of you, casualing f!cking some b!tch while your girl is crying her eyes out.
Kano: Sorry daddy, ya gonna kick me out the house now?
Noob: Look, I didn’t want to talk to you either, but it seems like you need someone to say something.
Kano: Whateva’. Go ahead Dr. Phil, spill your wisdom on this poor helpless soul.
Noob: What’s your deal? First Sonya now this girl who seems to love you.
Kano: I’m not a one woman man.
Noob: Don’t give me that shit, there was a point in time where you liked this chick so why did you decide to break it off.
Kano: You really wanna know? *Stomps out the cig* The sex was getting boring.
Noob: The sex?
Kano: Yeah the sex. Whatever we did was getting old. New positions, tried that. Role play, tried that. Hell I wanted a threesome but she opted out. So I figure I break it off for something better and sure enough that girl that just walked out took it up the ass.
Noob: … Are you f!cking serious!? Sex is the only reason why you went with these girls!?
Kano: Uh yeah what’s so bad about that? I mean don’t you do it to or are you Mr. Do Good?
Noob: You know damn well I’m not Mr. Do Good. Look, *sits on the bed next to a half naked Kano* it’s only boring cause I figure you do it almost every week.
Kano: True enough.
Noob: I mean shit why not surprise her and not end up on top of her every week. Wait some time and then it’ll be even more special due to that long ass wait. Besides, there’s other shit you can do other than f!cking.
Kano: Like what smart ass?
Noob: Hm let’s see: Going to the movies, skating, going to a club, cooking with each other, hanging with friends, playing ta-
Kano: Ok shit I see your point.
Noob: No my main point is this, date a girl cause you like her. Not just to f!ck her or for your personal gains, date her cause you want her to be with you.
Kano: …
Noob: What do you say captain? Care to give it another go with this girl?
Kano: *sighs* I guess it wouldn’t hurt to say sorry.
Noob: There we go. *Pats him on the pat and stands up* Remember to take it slow and steady.
Kano: Yeah ok man. Ya know Noob, your one cool dude man. Seriously, coming to talk to me even if you didn’t want to.
Noob: Hey man I just try to please is all.
Kano: Uh-huh, well for your services take a six-pack home with ya. Usually I charge but for you its free.
Noob: Awww, I shouldn’t really. Then again, I do not have shit to do so thanks. Later Capitan.
Kano: *Grins* Later.

*Wasn’t that a wonderful bro moment? Moving on to the hospital room where Kung Lao is staying. After a few more moments he finally wakes up to see that no one is in the room. More importantly not Sophia. Kung Lao let out a defeated sigh as he closed his eyes again. The sound of footsteps approached the doorway as Kung Lao opened his eyes to see Sophia carrying a tray of food*

Sophia: Hey there.
Kung Lao: Oh thank God you didn’t leave!
Sophia: Leave? Why would I do that when you already broken your leg to save me. *Sits in the chair next to Lao and puts the food on the night stand* I’m not that heartless.
Kung Lao: Eh maybe. *Smiles*
Sophia: How do you feel? I bought some food in case you were hungry.
Kung Lao: I feel ok, *nods to his leg up into the air by the sling* I think the morphine is helping a lot.
Sophia: I see. I also called Liu to tell him what happened. He was breathing heavy and I heard a female voice. It was almost as if he was having-
Kung Lao: Sex? Yeah he was. Funny enough this isn’t his first time. His first time was when I walked in on them in the school bathroom during a basketball game.
Sophia: Oh wow really? But I thought he took a vow.
Kung Lao: You think that shit stopped him from f!cking Li Mei.
Sophia: Oh wow Li Mei! Hahaha. Anyway, they are on their way.
Kung Lao: Ok.
Sophia: Mhm.

*Sophia plays with her single braid during the brief silence. Without knowing Kung Lao gently placed his hand on Sophia’s thigh. Deep shit is about to go down if you didn’t already know*

Kung Lao: Sophia, why did you leave me?
Sophia: ……. It wasn’t about you Kung Lao. It was about my father.
Kung Lao: Your father?
Sophia: Da. After I lost the match to you we arrived back at the school with my mother waiting for me in the parking lot with all of our bags packed. She said that my father had escaped from Russia and came to America.
Kung Lao: How did he do that?
Sophia: Well there was a riot so he escaped on to a boat and came to America. It was on the news. Anyway, he knew we we’re in America due to a letter that my mom sent when we first left. Having panicked, my mother took me and we flew back to Russia for several months in fear that he would find us in Chicago. During our time in Russia was terrible, it was very cold and we had little money to work with. Eventually my mother got a job at a bar and I became a dishwasher for some restaurant. Finally, after watching CNN one faithful day, we learned that my father had been killed while robbing a bank in Chicago. He was trying to get money to come back to Russia but thankfully, he didn’t make it.
Kung Lao: Whoa. So with your father dead you came back to Chicago?
Sophia: Da. *Sophia puts both her hands on Kung Lao’s hand* That is the reason why I left and do not think for a second that I didn’t forget about you.
Kung Lao: Oh, thank you.
Sophia: I regretted hitting you after the match. I only said to stay away from me because I was angry. Deep down I knew you look for me even if it meant worse things to come. That is the type of friend you are Kung Lao, a good one.
Kung Lao: *Smiles* That’s really nice to hear from you Sophia. To be fair I did put my balls in your face so I could understand why you decked me like that.
Sophia: Oh yeah I forgot you did arm bar to claim victory. *A playful punch on Kung Lao’s cheek* That was unnecessary.
Kung Lao: Oh hush you liked it. *The both silently chuckled. When they both stopped Kung Lao and Sophia started gazing into each other’s eyes. [Tsunke… Moka san…]* So with you back in the States, what are you going to do?
Sophia: *Inching closer to Kung Lao’s face* Go back to school. With my absence I’ll probably have to take summer school. Then again I could always ask someone for help.
Kung Lao: Maybe a close friend of some sort.
Sophia: Yeah, then again in my eyes he’s more than a friend…
Kung Lao: Sophia… I think I’m in love with this girl.
Sophia: Will she be jealous if I kiss you?
Kung Lao: I’m sure she wouldn’t mind at all.

*Slowly but surely the pairs lips connected. Kung Lao placed both hands against Sophia’s cheek to smooch on her more. Finally they parted breathing against each other with their foreheads connected*

Kung Lao: Hey do you mind laying down next to me? It’s rather cold without any blanks.
Sophia: Of course, моя любовь.

*15 minutes later and Liu Kang and Li Mei rush down the hospital hallways 10:21 pm looking for Kung Lao’s room. When they arrived, they saw Kung Lao sleeping peacefully next to Sophia with Sophia’s head on his chest*

Liu Kang: *Smiling* C’mon, let’s go talk to the doctor.
Li Mei: Ah but can I take a picture first?
Liu Kang: Oh good idea, I think they’ll love it. *Takes out his phone and snaps the picture catching the beautiful moment*

**Meanwhile, at the fortress of solitude**

Scorpion: *Kicking opening the door wearing his work shirt and carrying two takeout boxes of burgers and fries* Damn closing hours.
Sub-Zero: *Limping next into the dorm room* Hell yeah I hear ya. Sports and Work is murder.

*The two ninjas plop down on the sofa breathing in a relief sigh appreciating the fact that they didn’t have to clean up other people’s messes at the restaurant. Simultaneously the two teens pulled out their cellar devices to contact their girlfriend’s. Sub-Zero texting and Scorpion calling Mileena*

Sub-Zero: Scorp you already know what’s gonna happen dude.
Scorpion: Doesn’t hurt to try. *Mileena picks up the phone* Hey ba-
Mileena: Can’t talk! Have to fine herb! Byeeeeeee! *Hangs up*
Sub-Zero: *Looking at Scorpion still gripping the phone* Hey, you shouldn’t freak out, just saying.
Scorpion: *Slams phone down on the table* fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK!! *Lifts the table throwing off some math homework and empty cups. Thankfully Sub-Zero saved the food just in time* F!cking bullshit! Goddamn game is more important, shit!!
Sub-Zero: Bro you outta, chill out. *receives pillow to the face* Oh come on I didn’t get a pun in today.
Scorpion: This is not a good time. For a long ass time this series has become more important to her than me and I’m f!cking sick of it. I’m going to talk to her tomorrow about this shit man. *Walks around to cool off*
Sub-Zero: You know what? Don’t talk to her about it.
Scorpion: What?
Sub-Zero: Get back at her. Girls hate to see their guy get attached to something else, say a video game. Act addicted to a series just to get under her skin and she’ll practically beg you back and ditch that game.
Scorpion: Kuai you are a goddamn genius, open that game cabinet!

*During the course of Scorpion and Sub-Zero lives the duo have kept all the games that they have purchased over the years*

Sub-Zero: Whatcha buying stranga?
Scorpion: Shut the hell up with that shit. Ok I need a game that’s adventurous and has a good story plus awesome game play to keep me entertain.
Sub-Zero: How about the Metal Gear Solid series?
Scorpion: I said a movie not a game.
Sub-Zero: Final Fantasy?
Scorpion: Why do we have those?
Sub-Zero: This guy wanted my Chicago Bears jersey so he gave me the whole collection plus 50 bucks.
Scorpion: Nice deal, anyway no.
Sub-Zero: *Moving around the different games* Aha! This one is perfect for you my man. *Hands Scorpion the said game*
Scorpion: Oh hell yeah. Hahaha, hahahaha, HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Smoke: *Teleports into the from with nothing but his boxers on* Another peep comes out of those mouths and I’m sticking my balls into them!
Scorpion and Sub-Zero: ... haahahahahahahahah!
Smoke: Oh that’s it c’mere!
Sub-Zero: Wait a minute Smoke calm down. We we’re just discussing a plan to get back at Mileena’s addiction.
Smoke: Oh yeah? What is it?
Scorpion: Our plan is kinda, Uncharted. *Holds up Uncharted 1*

*DAY 1 OF OPERATION RE WITHDRAWL: February 8 [Wednesday] AFTER SCHOOL*

Coach Goro: Alright that’s a wrap fellas, same time tomorrow. Don’t forget, championship game is next week on Friday so we gotta keep on our toes. Kabal break it down.
Kabal: Dragons on 3! Dragons on 3 ! 1, 2, 3 *With the rest of the team* DRAGONS! *A cheer from the cheerleading squad as well*
Rain: *Walking to the bleachers* Hot damn am I hungry.
Jax: Hell yeah me too. We should grab a bite to eat.
Rain: Hey I’m game.
Stryker: Count me in!
Kabal: While we’re at it let’s ask the cheerleaders.
Tanya: We’re already there.
Rain: Cool, cool. Scorpion you coming?
Scorpion: Nah man I have to decline.
Mileena: Huh? Why?
Scorpion: Because Mileena I have fallen in love with something so, beautiful that I must attend to it.
Mileena: *Hands on her hips* And what’s more important than hanging out with me?
Scorpion: Simple, Uncharted. *Grabs his bag* Ta-tah friends! *Teleports away leaving everyone dumbfounded*
Rain: Seems like we have another Kung Lao on the scene.

*DAY 2: February 9 [Thrusday] LATE AFTER SCHOOL ONCE AGAIN*

Kitana: *Walks into the room* No Resident Evil tonight?
Mileena: No I was just about to play but I wanted to see if Scorpy want to talk while I played.
Kitana: Uh-huh, you do that while I get some cookies.
Mileena: *Dials Scorpion who picks up on the seventh ring* Hey Scorpy, ho-
Scorpion: Can’t talk baby! I have to figure this puzzle out. AHA got it! Ah shit know they want to show up!? Later baby gotta handle this I’ll call you back bye! *Hangs up*
Kitana: *Sees Mileena in stun silence while munching on a cookie* Everything ok?
Mileena: Just… Just shut up and eat your cookie!
Kitana: Oh I will. Volleyball season is over and I can eat whatever I want. *Bites into cookie* HAHA metabolism.

*DAY 4: February 11 [Saturday] AT THE KHAN’S RESIDENCE LATE AFTERNOON*

Mileena: *Dialing Scorpion for the fifth time* I swear he better pick up this time. *Ring* *Ring*
Scorpion’s Voicemail: Hey sorry if you couldn’t reach me I’m kinda in the middle of playing Uncharted but leave a message. *BEEP*
Mileena: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Rain: *From downstairs watching TV* What was that?
Shao Khan: Sounded like you sister.
Mileena: *Coming downstairs in a hurry with her coat on* That is the last straw! If he thinks he can put that stupid game over me then he is dead wrong! *Hastily puts on her shoes and walks out the front door slamming it as well*
Shao Khan: … Your siblings are weird.
Rain: Hey I didn’t make him them.

*At Scorpion’s and Sub-Zero’s dorm room*

Sub-Zero: I have to say this big black yeti is giving me a damn headache.
Scorpion: Well to be fair your trying to melee him.
Sub-Zero: Shut up boy I’m trying to FADC into Ultra.
Scorpion: But your reaction time is garbage.
Sub-Zero: Hey, hey! Never give up. *The two ninjas laughed at their fighting game puns until a pounding was heard at the door* Ah hell I hope it isn’t Baraka again.
Scorpion: I’ll get the Taser.
Mileena: *From behind the door* SCORPION I KNOW YOUR IN THERE!
Sub-Zero: Oh whew, its just your angry girlfriend.
Scorpion: Oh swell. Open the door, I’m ready to end this.
Sub-Zero: What a man! *Opens the door* Hey there Leena!
Mileena: Hi Sub-Zeero. SCORPION!
Scorpion: *Eyes still on the screen* Hmm?
Mileena: *Walks over to Scorpion* Why haven’t you returned my calls or texts.
Scorpion: I’ve been busy with this.
Mileena: How could you possibly be busy with this when you can spend time with me!? How could you put a game over me?
Scorpion: *Pauses the game and looks at Mileena* Gee, maybe I learned it from somebody.
Mileena: Who did- Oh.
Scorpion: Yup.
Mileena: Oh…. *Looks down and sniffs*
Scorpion: Mileena?
Mileena: *Looks up with tears coming down* Scorpion I’m so sorry! *Tightly hugs Scorpion’s midsection and cries* I’ve been a bad girl!!
Sub-Zero: I’ve seen too much of the internet to know what happens next. *Goes to his room*
Scorpion: Mileena calm down.
Mileena: I’m sorry that I put Resident Evil over you! I’ll stop playing it if you want!
Scorpion: Mileena please calm down. *Takes her face in his hands* This whole thing was to teach you a lesson is all. I don’t want you to stop playing it but at least have some moderation for it. All I’m asking is to hang out with you or just simply talk to you. The game will be back when you get there anyway. Know what I mean?
Mileena: *Sniffs and wipes her eyes* Okay Hanzo, I will.
Scorpion: Ok good. *Kisses Mileena on the forehead* I love you Mily.
Mileena: I love you Scorpy. *A warm embrace*
Sub-Zero: *Through a crack from his room smiling at the couple until receives a text from Kitana*


THUS ENDS MKHS, THANK YOU FOR READING!!!!
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