MKHS: Second Semester

*After, after breakfast everyone left. Well the people who play sports anyway. Let’s head over to Johnny, Jax, and Skarlet’s dorm where Jax is tying his shoes and Johnny is talking with him*
Jax: So your coming back full time now?
Johnny Cage: That’s right son! Since I’m done with the movie and all the God awful interviews with the talk show hosts, my parents viewed it best that I continue to go to school.
Jax: Whoa wait you didn’t like the exposure with talk show hosts? You’re pitiful Mr. Carlton.
Johnny Cage: No you’re wrong. Don’t get it twisted kid I loved the exposure but only from the fans. The talk show hosts would ask the dumbest questions ever, “So Johnny did you have any pets as a kid?” I wanted to say, “B*tch please, I was an orphan, we could barely afford clothes!”
*Both him and Jax laugh*
Jax: Well you have been missed, by a certain someone. *Sly grin*
Johnny Cage: I’ve been meaning to talk to you about that mah boy. *Puts hands on Jax’s shoulders* I’m going to make my move today.
Jax: Oh really!? *Clasps Johnny’s hand* Good luck. *Wipes imaginary tear* I can’t believe my little Carlton is becoming a man.
Johnny Cage: Haha shut up and get to practice!
Jax: *Gets pushed by Johnny* Alright man I’m gonna. Good luck my brotha!
Johnny Cage: *Jax leaves* Thanks! I’m gonna need it.

*Much later that day, we see Skarlet walking home from another hard volleyball practice curtsy of Coach Sheeva. Sonya was waiting for Jax and Jade could barely walking meaning skarlet had to walk home alone. As Skarlet approached the stairs to the dorm roomed she stopped and sighed*
Skarlet: Ahh, so tired. I can’t even raise my legs that high right now. *blows hair strand from her face* besides the snow’s not making it easier. *Shivers* Plus it doesn’t help that made of blood too, hehe. *Hears a distant panting coming from behind her. Skarlet turns around to see who is making the sound when she is suddenly swooped off her feet by Johnny Cage*
Skarlet: Johnny!
Johnny Cage: Hey Red, I was just out for a jog and couldn’t help but see you struggling to walk. You okay?
Skarlet: Oh nothing just a rough practice. *Blushing* Could you put me down now?
Johnny Cage: Of course not! I think I’ll take you to your room since you can’t walk. *Starts walking up the stairs with Skarlet in his arms*
Skarlet: *giggling* No Johnny it’s fin-
Johnny Cage: Don’t worry about it. Besides, I need to talk to you about something very important.
Skarlet: *Caught off guard* Something… important?
Johnny Cage: *They get to their dorm room* Well here you are Red. *Adjusts glasses* I’ll be waiting on the roof so come up whenever you’re ready. *Leaves*
Skarlet: O-ok. [Something important…]
*After taking a quick shower, Skarlet made her way to the roof where Johnny was overlooking the view*
Skarlet: Hey. *Walks over to the rail where Johnny is*
Johnny Cage: Hey there!
Skarlet: So… What did you need to talk to me about? *silence* John-
Johnny Cage: *Gently places both hands on Skarlet’s shoulders and faces her* Skarlet I’m going to get straight to the point, *Sighs and takes off sunglasses* I love you.
*Oh you should see the surprise on her face*
Skarlet: Me?
Johnny Cage: Of course! Skarlet I can’t stop thinking about you. Constantly I just wonder what you’re doing in every moment of the day. I love it even if you’re in the same room. You just make me a happy guy whenever your around. The only thing I ask for is if you can be in a relationship with me. So, please?
*There was a long silence. Skarlet was in shock and Johnny was slightly sweating bullets. Finally*
Skarlet: I… I…
Johnny Cage: Yeah?
Skarlet: *Suddenly jumps up and hugs Johnny hard* Of course I’ll be your girlfriend!
Johnny Cage: Really!?
Skarlet: *Pulls away* Of course why wouldn’t I? I have the same exact feelings for you. Even though I don’t express them enough I feel the love for you too. I would never have thought you would like someone like me.
Johnny Cage: I was thinking that same sentence about me too.
*They both laugh as the whole awkward situation has passed. New couple alert peeps*
Johnny Cage: I got a question for you Skarlet.
Skarlet: What’s that?
Johnny Cage: Have you ever kissed I guy before?
Skarlet: *Immediately blushes*No I haven’t. Why?
Johnny Cage: Well I was uh, *gulps* thinking that know that we’re together we could, *gulps again* kiss.
Skarlet: *Full on blushing* Uh. Um, o-ok.
Johnny Cage: [Sweet!] Ok, here *Gently holds Skarlet’s face* I’ll take it slow okay.
Skarlet: O-ok.
*Johnny slowly moved forward. Skarlet waited in anticipation for her first kiss ever. She was nervous yet excited. Johnny closed his eyes and Skarlet did the likewise action. They we’re inches away from each other’s lips. But of course since this is fanfiction I’m gonna c0ckblock*
Mysterious noise: RAAAAAWWWRRR!!!!!!
Johnny Cage: *Let’s go of Skarlet’s face, obviously the moments gone* What the hell was that!?
Skarlet: I don’t know what it was but it sounded very close.
*The noise happens again only this time it’s followed by a loud crash on top of the roof where Johnny and Skarlet were. The two teens turn around and see in the (dead) flesh, Hsu Hao*
Skarlet: No!
Johnny Cage: Oh shit.
Hsu Hao: *Breathing heavily* Skar… SKARLET!!
Johnny Cage: *Pushes Skarlet behind him* Stay behind me.
Skarlet: Johnny you can’t fight him! He’s some sort of monster now!
Johnny Cage: I can see that. But please, *Turns his head to Skarlet’s* Let me try to be cool and protect you sometime. *Smiles* Just stay back. *Walks forward to the hulking Hsu Hao* Comeback for another ass kicking? You came at the right time, *Gets into fighting stance* I’ve got leftovers!

*Since the writer is too damn lazy to write an awesome fight scene we’re going to skip to the part where Johnny is panting heavily and so is zombie Hsu Hao. Even though Johnny beat him with multiple punches and kicks, the beast did not go down*
Skarlet: Johnny don’t give up!
Johnny Cage: of course I won’t! *Wipes mouth* I’m just putting on the finishing touches on him.
Hsu Hao: Skarlet!
*Hsu Hao blindly rushed forward and was met head on by a shadow kick to the face. However, Hsu bit down on Johnny’s foot and swung him around in a circle twice. After the second swing, Hsu slammed Johnny Cage on his face causing Johnny to bleed profusely from his head*
Skarlet: JOHNNY! *Tries to take a step but Johnny stops her*
Johnny Cage: Stay back Skarlet! I don’t want to see you get hurt. *Tries to get up but Hsu Hao kicks him in the ribs making him roll over*
Hsu Hao: DIE!! *Raises his foot and brings it down hard on Johnny’s face*
Skarlet: NO!! *Closed her eyes*
*Instead of a loud crunch, Skarlet heard a loud moan of pain. She looked up and saw Johnny’s arm extended in between Hsu Hao’s legs*
Johnny Cage: Hehe, money shot b*tch. *However, Hsu quickly ignored the pain and charged straight for Skarlet* Hell no! *Punches the ground and a tile shoots up and hits Hsu Hao in the nuts again. Johnny was able to stand up and kick Hsu Hao away from Skarlet. Afterwards he fell on one knee, woozy from the blood coming from his forehead*
Skarlet: Johnny we need to get out here!
Johnny Cage: Yeah that should have been plan A. *Tries to get up but he falls down again* I think he broke my leg when he slammed me so hard.
*Both the teens hear the loud roar again. It was Hsu Hao rushing them with everything he had, and by the looks of it he was gonna win. When he was just inches away, Skarlet hugged Johnny’s body to protect him from the charging undead assailant. Seconds later, it just stopped. Both Johnny and Skarlet looked up to see Hsu struggling to get out of some sort of green aura. The green aura however, belonged to Ermac*
Ermac: The dead should stay buried.
Skarlet and Johnny Cage: Ermac!
Ermac: Thanks for dealing with my trash Cage, I can finish it here. *Slowly crushes his hand inward to crush Hsu Hao who’s groaning in pain*
Johnny Cage: No what are you doing!?
Ermac: Finishing the job. Besides he’s dead already so nobody will miss him.
Skarlet: No! *Runs to Ermac’s side* I’m sure one of the teachers here at this school know’s how to turn him back into his old self. Dead or not you mustn’t kill him!
 
Ermac: *He stopped the crushing and turned his head to Skarlet. He then gave Skarlet the most evilest look ever conceived and replied in a surprisingly cheerful tone* Yeah your right, silly me! *Throws Hsu Hao somewhere in the distance and walks over and helps up Johnny Cage* Come on, let’s get you back to the room. *Walks away with the injured Johnny Cage in tow*
Skarlet: Um, ok…
*Back at the dorm room*
Skarlet: Are you ok Johnny?
Johnny Cage: Really tired…
Ermac: He’s probably has a concussion.
Skarlet: Ok just hold on. *Puts both hands on Johnny’s head and begins giving him blood to heal his injuries* Feel any better.
Johnny Cage: Better? *Stands up* I feel like I can do backflips all over the place!
Ermac: Glad to see you ok friend. *Stands up* Hopefully next time I won’t have to babysit, *under his breath* pussy.
Johnny Cage: Hm?
Ermac: *Cheerful tone* Nothing! Good night you crazy kids! *Leaves*
Skarlet: *Sighs* Some things still not right with Ermac.
Johnny Cage: What makes you say that?
Skarlet: It’s like he’s in and out of his emotions.
Johnny Cage: Oh. *Sits down next to Skarlet* Hopefully it’ll pass.
Skarlet: Yeah hopefully. *Jax walks in* Jax!
Jax: Hey guys. Sorry I was late, I went out to buy Sonya’s Christmas gift. Shopping was murder.
Johnny Cage: What did you get?
Jax: A PS3! *Holds up box* She doesn’t know so keep it hush, hush.
Skarlet: Well that’s really nice of you Jax. *Yawns* Well I’m going to bed, night guys.
Johnny Cage and Jax: Goodnight.
*Before Skarlet leaves, she gives a quick little peck on the cheek to Johnny Cage*
Skarlet: Thank you, for everything.
Johnny Cage: *Blushes* … Uh yeah anytime Red! *Skarlet leaves. Johnny looks at Jax*
Jax: My boy’s a man!! *Hugs the crap outta Johnny Cage*
Johnny Cage: [Man if Hsu Hao didn’t kill me it definitely would have been Jax to do it next!]

*In Ermac’s room where Ermac is gripping the bathroom sink hard. After sometime Ermac reaches to his right and grabs a bottle of pills. Ermac barely gets two pills out because he’s shaking so much. After swallowing the pills, Ermac changes into his pajamas and lays down in the bed*
Inner Ermac #1: No matter what kinda bullsh*t sedative you use, I’ll still be here.
Ermac: Shut up and go to sleep for once.
Inner Ermac #1: I don’t think you understand you little c*nt. No matter how hard you try, I’ll be here.
Ermac: And I’ll come in there and kick your ass.
Inner Ermac #46: B*tch please, one of you vs. 99 of us? You might as well give me your body!
Inner Ermac #69: Hey what makes you think you’ll get his body? I’m the one who’s going to use this body to become the next great pornstar! (Obvious joke is obvious Yung)
Inner Ermac #99: Both of you quit your squabbling! We shall let him get his sleep. When the time comes we will fight over his body to see who truly gets it.
Ermac: Gee thanks. *Goes to sleep*
Inner Ermac #99: Yes rest young one. You body must be at full strength. When it is, my queen will be returned to me…
 
but let me get this straight this the beginning of a lot of head turning events you have planned?

Yes :twisted: Oh man the things I'm gonna write, I figure I do it in three parts instead of one big ol fat story. Besides, I'm saving the best for last :laugh:

Also thanks FJ :)
 
Why hello there It's my turn to bring you guys another update to the MK:HS storyline hope you enjoy
-ViTal ;)
Wendsday:
It's a snow day and school was canceled for today and tomorrow, now we shall see what's happening at the Kahn resident.
Sindel along with her two beautiful daughters Mileena and kitana are in the living room talking.


Sindel: Since you guys are out of school today it's a lot of work that needs to be done around the house, we will start with the basement it's been the before all of you were cloned and during Armageddon..
Kitana: Why can't rain do it.. He does nothing around the house.
Mileena: All he does is eat, sleep, and get on our nerves 24/7
Rain: Zip it overbite, I've been here longer than you have and I'm older those are the two main reasons why.
Sindel: Hush! rain they're right today you're going to shovel all the snow out the drive way.
Rain: But mom water freezes at cold temperatures *frowns*
Sindel: Well its part of your punishment for picking on your little sister
Rain: Whatever *goes into his room he's really pissed off*
Sindel: *sigh* I have to talk to him in the meantime you girls work on the basement
Kitana & Mileena: Yes ma'am



The twosome walk into the cluttered and dusty basement, the girls worked fast and hard cleaning the basement.



Kitana: FINALLY! We're done. Can finally go upstairs and call Sub.
Mileena: Yea.. You go do that, I want to search through my old boxes
Kitana: Are you still mad about that whole "Overbite" thing?
Mileena: Well yea, It sucks having the same teeth like Mr.Baraka want to get rid of them
Kitana: Your saying it like everyone picks on you about it only rain does it plus scorpion likes it.
Mileena: *Smiles* Yea *giggles* Scorpion loves it. Shouldn't you be heading upstairs he's probably dying for you to call him.
Kitana: .... What ever *Laugh* Be carefully not to stumble into something we shouldn't see
Mileena: Ewwww, I made sure to keep mom and dad's box closed tight.



Kitana heads up stairs and Mileena is going through an old box of that has been in the basement since she was a child... The second time...



Mileena: [ My big unicorn comics *smiles, while she flips through pages of the comic* I have to read some of these again *She digs deeper into the box to find a cube like figure* OMG!! MY OLD GAMECUBE! Now I have to find my old Resident Evil games.. Ok. RE1, RE2,... I cant find RE3 *frowns. She searches through the other RE cases in a attempt the find RE3.( Don't lie, when you guys are lazy you put other games in different cases too) Nice *smiles* I found it.



She takes her old gamecube back upstairs along with her games for a long gaming session of resident evil from RE 0- RE Code veronica X. Enough of Mileena (sadly) lets see what's going on with Kitana and Sub zero.




Texting :rolleyes:
Kitana: Finally done with cleaning the basement so I'm free the rest of the day ;)
Sub Zero: Good =) Will you be able to come over today? Its sooo boring scorpion sleeps in all day on snow days =/
Kitana: Maybe <_< How am I going to get over there? Im not walking in the snow :mad:
Sub Zero: ..... Teleport+ Scorpion + Kitana= Sub x Kitana =)
Kitana: ...I feel so stupid now :laugh:
Sub zero: We all have our slow moments in life.. You have yours often than others :rofl:
Kitana: W/e I will see you later on today C:
Sub zero: Mmk, Cya then ILY <3
Kitana : ILYM <3



Kang and Li mei are chilling at Kangs dorm discussing what happened at the volley ball game yesterday.

Mei: I cant beleive she did that *sigh*
Kang: Just to be fair you did start it.. remember, the movies and "How could you reject him"
Mei: Well I didn't think she would take it that far *Rubs bruised chin*
Kang: I think It would be best to put a end to this tension between you two.. in a mature manner.
Mei: Fine.. I was going to get even but you're right we should put a end to this. Did you hear about the new guy who moved in three dorms down?
Kang: Sweet! A new guy to add to out crew, senior, freshman, Junior?
Mei: Junior. He transferred from some Highschool in earthrealm the Wu shu academy.
Kang: Seriously?! I have a friend who goes there I cant wait to meet this new guy.
Mei: We can go now it's up to you *smiles*
Kang: Yea, lets give him a big welcome to MK high.



The couple walk three dorms down to meet the new guy from earthrealm, African American guy, corn rows, muscular, and rocks nothing but Polo (Like the writer of this update 8))



Kang: *Knocks on the door*
Kai: Just a sec.. * He opens the door*
Kang and Kai: *Jaw drops*
Kang: No way.. Kai your attending MK High?!
Kai: *Laughs* Yea bro, was tired of the academy.. A lot of things changed over the years, not the same academy I attended years back plus they're aren't any fine bishes there either.
Kang: *Laughs out loud*
Mei: *secretly hits lui in the side with her elbow*
Kang: [ Shit.. how could I forget to introduce him to Li mei] Kai, this is Li Mei my girlfriend *laughs* Mei this was the guy I was talking about earlier was shocked to see him here, and Kai if you need anything dont be afraid to ask man cool people live on the MK high campus.
Kai: Will do, yea im kinda busy unpacking so I will talk to you later to catch up on some things bro.
Kang: Yea, later bro



They couple return back to Kang's dorm to do romantic things and stuff that I really shouldn't write about.. Lets get back to Mileena and her resident evil fangirlism.



Mileena: *crying* Why did she have to take the bullet for Leon... Well time to replay RE3 for the 4th time today cant get enough of dat Jill Valentine and hate dat Nemesis.
*Kitana walks in the room*
Kitana: Wow you found our old gamecube I'm surprised that it still works anyways I'm going over to Sub zero and scorpion's dorm to chill with sub zero.
Mileena: ["Chill" *giggles*]
Kitana: *rolling eyes* shut up! do you want to come?
Mileena: I would but tell scorpion I'm busy and to call me texting would break my concentration I have to beat RE3 on hard under 6 hours in gameplay time.
Kitana: *sigh* Well im about to leave, have fun..
Mileena: Yea yea, later..



Scorpion picks up Kitana and takes her back to his dorm with Sub zero. Kitana decides to tell the truth about the Li Mei incident.



Kitana: Kuai, at the breakfast I lied..
Sub Zero: wuuut? About what?
Kitana: See what had happen was.. I spiked the ball into Li Mei's face during the volleyball match..
Sub Zero: Damn, is she ok?
Kitana: Yea. I feel bad for doing it now think she will forgive me if I apologize?
Sub Zero: To be honest I have no clue.. Lets review here.. She took Kang, not a good reunion at the Movies, you have a cool new Boy friend now, you smashed her face in with a volleyball... Yea she will totally forgive you.
Kitana: Way to be supportive of your girlfriend...
Sub zero: *grabs her hands* I'm not saying there's no way she's going to accept it. I'm saying that I doubt that she will but you two have to end this tension. Not healthy for our and their relationship tip number 134 in daily couples issue 5.
Kitana: Thanks for the advice *Kisses him on the cheek* where's scorpion it's getting late and I need to be home.
Scorpion: .... Mily phone is off or either dead. Sent like 1,000 TXT's to her
Kitana: She's playing all the resident evil games over again.. She loves resident evil...
Scorpion: Never understood what was so special about it.. you just stand still and shoot zombies.. how hard is that?
Kitana: Spend a day at my house and your thinking towards RE will change drastically, yeaaa I need to be home Sindel can be a bish when it comes to being home late


Scorpion teleports her back inside her room, He attempts to talk to Mileena who has her eyes glued to her TV focused on beating Code Veronica X.


Mileena: Dammit... Always get stuck on this same part.
Scorpion: Hey Mil---
Mileena: Not now babe I will call you before I go to bed mmk?
Scorpion: ...
Kitana: Mileena, You're Pitiful [ Dammit.. I set my self u--
Mileena: NO YOU'RE WRONG!! *Laughing out loud* You set your self up *giggling*
Scorpion: Well I'm heading back home see you guys tomorrow at school *teleports back home*
Mileena: sch-- school?!! I have to finsh the game by tonight..
Kitana: Nope, *unplugs the gamecube* I'm watching TV the rest of tonight, you've had the TV all day today.
Mileena: OMG!!! WHAT THE FU-- I didn't even get a chance to save!
Kitana: So you will live.. it's just a game Mileena.
 
Thursday..

Kitana: Mileena.. Wake up it's time for school, I told you not to get back on the gamecube last night..
Mileena: I don't feel to well..
Kitana: Nice try, you were just fine yesterday. Now get up.
Mileena: *grunts* ok..


F that... it's boring to write about what happens in class <_<

LUNCH TIME!! :D
The kast are sitting at the same table with the addition of frost and Kai to thier group, and Kang and Li Mei are at their own table.


Scorpion: I dont see how you love Resident Evil.. all you do is stand still and Kill zombies. Soo easy.
Mileena: I'm not even going to respond to your statement, to sleepy may I rest my head on your shoulder pwease *puppy dog face*
Scorpion: : [ Cant resist... So cute] yes you may *Kisses her head*
Sub zero: The best time to apologize would be now... we have like 25 mins left of lunchtime.
Kitana: I'm scared though.. she probably hates me now *frowns*
Sub zero: Just try you never know. I have a feeling she wants to start over to *smiles*

Kitana gets up from the table and heads towards Kang's table.. Jade gets up to stop Kitana.



Jade: Are you dumb? We don't know what she will do after what happen Tuesday.
Kitana: I have to.. I'm going to apologize to her. *sigh* Hopefully she will forgive me
Jade: Your call if you need me im here *smiles*


Kitana approaches their table with thoughts running through her head..
Does she hate me? Will this work out as planned? Already her cant back out now..



Kang: Well here's your chance, she's coming over right now.
Li Mei: .... wayyy to soon.
Kang: You can't back out now she's already here *laughs*
Kitana: Uhhh.. Hey guys *smiles*
Kang: Sup?
Mei: Hi. I wanted to talk to you about something.
Kitana: What a coincidence I had to also, I wanted to apologize about they way I acted at the movies and at the Volleyball game. Im sooo sorry, you have no Idea how bad I felt when I got home. The selfish part of me couldn't except change and you going out with Kang is a huge change... So can we start over or atleast go back to when we first met?
Mei: Wow... I wanted to talk about the same exact thing. except the part where my face got smashed in by a volley ball.
Kang: *snickers*
Kitana: *extends arms for a hug* Friends?
Mei: Friends *Hugs Kitana*

The rest of the Kast: WOOOOOOOOOOOO!! yeaaaa *hand claps*



Thus putting a end to the tension between Mei and Kitana, now Kitana is free from her jealousy of Li mei and can focus on Sub zero like a boss.. Mileena is still stuck on the same part on Code veronica X. Scorpion still doesn't understand how great of a game resident evil is... Kai is in development and Vital is done writing his update 8) did all this in one day. Come at me bro
 
Good stuff Vital, just got to read your part now. It was quite entertaining and I liked it, even though you buzz killed any future drama between Kitana and Li Mei. :p
 
Who said anything about buzz kill FJ :twisted:

Lol I jk, that ship has sailed. Maybe something else will pop up?
 
yea, you are right man, its been going on for too long. Can't wait to see what you guys have in store for us in the future. :)
 
I won't lie to you that the next chaptee will be fasr paced. A lot of things are going to happen
 
I’ve Got No Title​

Monday

First Block
*So going back to school can be boring right, but hey at least the students of MKHS don’t have to worry about anything too bad. Right? Let’s begin the day with Mr. Tsung’s English class*
Mr. Tsung: Morning class! Of course, winter break is over and we got nothing to big planned, right? Wrong! January marks the special year when all the good little boys and girls get something special from the big man.
*Silence*
Skarlet: Um Mr. Tsung Christmas passed already.
Mr. Tsung: Well of course it did Skarlet! I’m talking about the every so wonderful, *Writes down on the board in big letters* MIDTERMS!
Class: …. [OH SHIT!!!]
Mr. Tsung: Now I’m pretty sure all of you are freaking out but rest assured the midterms are only two weeks away. That also means it’s time to review for the next two weeks. We’ll cover everything from last semester and this semester. That includes the books, vocab, and other activities. Any questions?
*No questions*
Mr. Tsung: Alright cool then. I’ll be right back, I have to make copies of the review worksheet that we are going to do today about what we did at the beginning of school. Talk amongst yourselves, just don’t leave the classroom alright.
*Walks out the room and the classroom goes crazy*
Scorpion: I can’t believe we forgot about the freaking midterms!
Sub-Zero: Well to be fair we’ve been busy with girlfriends and videogames for the past couple of weeks.
Kitana: Oh are you blaming me?
Sub-Zero: Entirely sweety. *Smiles* Of course I’m not, but still holy f*ck the midterms.
Johnny Cage: If it wasn’t bad enough that I’m a slacker now the movie didn’t help a damn bit. I don’t even have all the notes. *Puts a hand on Jax’s shoulder* Yo buddy feel like helping me out with me copying your notes?
Jax: Sure why not man. *Reaches into book bag and takes out English notes and hands it to Johnny Cage who takes it*
Johnny Cage: *Takes one look at it and slams it on Jax’s desk* Explain this bullsh*t!
Jax: I swear Carlton you are the only ass wipe who would complain about something he needed to help him.
Johnny Cage: I’m going to complain if the notes look like this crap right here! *Points to the “notes”* Can you even read this!?
Jax: More or less.
Johnny Cage: *Sighs and walks over to Liu Kang taking out his notes* Hey Liu, you seem like a smart Asian kid, mind letting me borrow your notes?
Liu Kang: Oh after that prank you pulled on Christmas Break you want my notes? As ancient Chinese Masters have stated over the years, *Heavy Chinese accent* Why don’t you go f*ck cow in fast food bathroom stupid Westerner.
*Most of the class laughs*
Johnny Cage: Nice to see that your still butt hurt over that picture. *Sighs*
Skarlet: *Pats Johnny on the back* I’ll let you borrow my notes.
Johnny Cage: Of course! I completely forgot that my girlfriend had the notes too, haha. How could I ever forget about you Red?
Sonya: Cause you’re a dumbass.
Johnny Cage: Yeah says the only blonde in this room.
*Snickers all around. Sonya throws a pen at Johnny, which hits him in the face*
Sonya: I’ll have you know, Carlton that I am a very bright girl when it comes to school.
Jade: Well you’re not bright when it comes to the Uncharted puzzles. *Chuckles*
Sonya: Shut up! You know that those puzzles are hard to figure out!
Jade: Keep telling yourself that Blondie. *More laughter from the class*

Noob: Ah damn I just realized something. We have wrestling practice and tournaments during these two weeks. *Groans*
Kano: Damn, I forgot about that mate.
Kung Lao: And to add to that shit pile we got practice during midterms.
*All of the wrestlers groan*
Kano: Ay, where’s Reptile? He would usually be here to complain wit’ us.
*At that moment, Reptile bursts through the door*
Reptile: Sorry I’m late Mr.- Where’s our teacher?
Jade: Making copies for our review worksheet.
Reptile: Review for a test?
Kano: Much worse mate, midterms.
Reptile: Damn, oh well then.
Ermac: Where we’re you anyway?
Reptile: Oh about that. *Clears throat* I had to buy a new bookbag this morning for our new classmate.
Class: New classmate?
Reptile: Yeah, ladies and gentlemen please welcome our new class-
Claudia: Lizzy! *Runs up to Reptile from the hallway and hugs him tightly by the neck* I’ve found you!
Reptile: Hola darling! Glad you could find the classroom so easily.
Of course! All I had to do was follow the paper, besides I can’t stand being away from you for a long time.
Reptile: Likewise mi amor. *They kiss for like 3 seconds*
Kitana: Oh wow. I hate to interrupt but Reptile who is this?
Reptile: Hahaha sorry. *Clears throat* Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your new classmate and my wife, Claudia Moretti.
Claudia: Hola amigos! I’ll definitely be looking forward to working with you all.
*Everyone welcomes Claudia*
Johnny Cage: Wait a minute, didn’t you just say she’s your wife?
Reptile: Need me to put it in brail for you?
Johnny Cage: Very funny, Lizzy, but she’s your wife for real? How did that workout?
Reptile: Help me out Mr. Lao.
Kung Lao: Sweepstakes to Italy, hooked up with the Italian president’s daughter, got married in June. Got me?
Johnny Cage: Ohhh I got you kid. How come you guys don’t have rings on?
Claudia: Well you see, at the time Reptile didn’t have that much money to buy wedding rings. Instead, we settled for these necklaces *Points at the fancy gold necklace with an oval green emerald at the bottom* until Reptile buys us the rings. Though I already told you that I insist that I will buy them.
Reptile: And I keep telling you that I want to provide you with my love and care. I want to demonstrate that I can take care of you with buying these rings through hard work and determination. And I want to show you that I love you that I would go to extreme lengths to do anything for you.
*All of the girls ‘awww’ at the lovely statement while Claudia just blushes and laughs*
Sub-Zero: *Stands up* Reptile sit your smooth talking ass down right now! Your making all of the guys who have girlfriends look like a bunch of Kano’s!
Kano: Oi!
*Everybody laughs as Mr. Tsung comes in the class with a tall stack of papers*
Mr. Tsung: *Southern accent* Hush all that noise! You children come to get a good edjumacation and you won’t get it with all that giggling.
*The class erupts in more laughter*
Mr. Tsung: Hehe, come and get your worksheets.
*The class complies with the order*
Reptile: Excuse me Mr. Tsung. This is my wife Claudia and she’s going to be a new student here.
Claudia: Hola senor Mr. Tsung.
Mr. Tsung: [Oh two new students in a week? Now that’s cool.] My name is Shang Tsung and I’m your English teacher. Right now we’re reviewing for the midterms and I’m sorry to tell you this but you have to study as well.
Claudia: That shouldn’t be a problem at all. I’ll just have my Lizzy catch me up on the notes. *Hugs Reptile*
Mr. Tsung: Ah how sweet. Hopefully he copied something down during my class, haha.
Reptile: *chuckles* Low blow Mr. Tsung.
*Claudia and Reptile take two review worksheets and sit down*
Mr. Tsung: Alright class, let’s begin this review.
 
LUNCH

*We cut in on Reptile looking at Claudia from a distance who is eating with the other junior girls*
Scorpion: You’re not going to break out into some sort of rash for not being with your wife are you Lizzy? *Smirks*
Reptile: Of course not. I was just making sure she was getting along with the other girls.
Liu Kang: I’m sure she’ll be fine friend.
Reptile: Yeah your right. She’s a gentle person so I doubt she’ll pick any fights on her first day. Anyway what have you guys been up to?
*Everybody responds either nothing or nothing much. For the next 15 minutes they talked about random stuff. Lunch is coming to an end, however*
Noob: Ok, ok. Would you guy rather sit on a pie and eat a dick or sit on a dick and eat a pie?
Johnny Cage: *Laughs along with other people* First off, how do you even eat a dick?
Sub-Zero: I guess you eat it from the side or some shit, haha.
Smoke: Oh so like this? *Takes sloppy Joe and tries to bite it with the right side of his teeth* Rada, rada, rada!!
*Table erupts in laughter*
Jax: Why, hahaha, why did you sound like that guy from Chowder?
Smoke: Hahaha, it just made sense.
Noob: *Wipes tear away from his eyes* That was amazing. Anyway, back to my question, what’s your guys answer?
Scorpion: Sit on a dick and eat a pie. I ain’t gonna eat a dick, that’s just gay.
Kung Lao: As gay as that is I agree with Scorp.
*Everybody else agrees with Scorpion*
Liu Kang: Well what do you choose Kai?
Kai: *Chuckling* I;m gonna sit on a dick and eat a pie.
Jax: Nigga you gay.
Kai: *Laughs* Hear me out, if you sit on a dick you can eat the pie as fast as possible.
Sub-Zero: Damn, that’s smart!
Reptile: Wow, you thought that through.
Kai: Yup. I mean it makes perfect sense. *Turns around and stands up* Watch. *Takes a roll from his tray and sits down eating it rapidly. When he finish he gets up and staggers back to the tavle where everybody is laughing* I can’t believe I just sat on a dick, ahhhhh!
*At this point everybody at the table is busting out laughing. Liu Kang was so busy laughing he didn’t see his girlfriend sneak up behind him and put her hands over his eyes*
Liu Kang: *Playfully flailing his arms* Ah! Help me Tom Cruise! Help me Jonathon Carlton!
Johnny Cage: I am here my son!
Li Mei: *Let’s go of Liu Kang’s eyes and puts them on his shoulders* Haha, you’re so silly Liu.
Liu Kang: Oh hey babe! Some ninjas came by to attack me and I was blinded for a sec. Anyway, what’s up?
Li Mei: Shouldn’t your way to class?
Jax: Class? We got like *Looks at phone* Oh wait lunch is over.
Smoke: Oh wow, Kai’s joke was so funny it fast forward time!
Kai: That’s how I roll baby!
*Everybody clears the table and heads to their respectable class. Let’ go to Li Mei, Liu Kang, and Kung Lao walking in the hallway*
Li MeiL So are you guys excited for Wednesday?
Liu Kang: Pffft, everybody knows Friday is the greatest.
Kung Lao: Yeah Mei! Everybody gets down on Friday!
Li Mei: *Giggles* No you guys, Wednesday is the last regular volleyball game of the season!
Liu Kang: Oh, well I wish you the best of luck babe.
Li Mei: We don’t need luck, it’s all about skill!
Kung Lao: Watch out Liu, your girl is some sort of badass over there.
*They all laugh at the remark*
Li Mei: So Kung Lao, are you ready for your match on Wednesday?
Kung Lao: Yeah more or less.
Li Mei: Well I hope you are Beach Hat, because your gonna wrestle your toughest opponent yet.
Kung Lao: Come on Stalker, everybody that wrestles is a tough enemy in my book.
Li Mei: Well are you ready to wrestle Sophia? *Sly grin*
Kung Lao: *Stops dead in his tracks* S-S-Sophia?
*The camera (what camera?) zooms out to Kung Lao being really small in a hell type of environmental Suddenly, a gigantic blond woman in a wrestling singlet carrying a large whip towering over the tiny Kung Lao*
Sophia: You dare challenge me!? Prepare for defeat!
*As Sophia began her barrage of whipping on Kung Lao, Kung Lao snaps back into reality*
Liu Kang: You okay?
*Kung Lao grumbles something and walks into science class in a gloomy manner*
Li Mei: Did I piss him off?
Liu Kang: No you just scared the ever living crap outta him. Anyway got to get to class.
Li Mei: Yeah me too. *Kisses Liu* Later baby. *As she turns around Liu pops her on the butt* Hey!
Liu Kang: Study hard now! *Chuckles*
Li Mei: If you keep smacking my ass like that then I’ll study extra hard *Winks*
Liu Kang: Ohhhh yes ma’am.
Li Mei: *Laughs* Later. *Leaves*
*After that Liu enters Mr. Fujin’s science class just as the bell rang. Liu sat down at his table and patted Kung Lao on the back*
Mr. Fujin: Class the midterm is simple. 100 questions, it is cumulative of the work we did in the beginning of the year and nothing more. These reviews will help you refresh what we have learned. I have nothing but the upmost confidence in my students. Study hard and you’ll pass with flying colors. With that said, let’s begin.

*The rest of the day was talk about the midterms from all of the teachers. Raiden and Quan Chi had a midterm totaling in 100 questions also. Goro didn’t have a midterm but he did plan a fitness test. Bo Rai Cho didn’t have a midterm for Drama, however he was going to allow students to do miniature plays for a test grade. Also, Bo Rai Cho made a Spanish midterm that totaled in 70 questions. Strangely enough, Sindel made an art midterm but it was only 50 questions so it wasn’t that bad. Anyway it’s after school, why don’t we pay a visit to the teacher’s lounge where a staff meeting was taking place*
Principal Khan: So how did the students react to the midterm news?
Mr. Raiden: Fairly well. I think most of our students are going to breeze through our tests. Well particular my subject anyway.
Mr. Tsung: Pffft, talk like that won’t win you that bet c0cky ass God.
Principal Khan: Bet?
Mr. Chi: Well you see, these teachers have organized a bet that pits their student’s grades against one another. Whichever teacher’s class wins the bet, the losers have to pay for a night out on the town.
Principal Khan: Bet your class’s grades amongst each other? *Chuckles* You guys are terrible. Well as long as Shang and Raiden are competing, it’s fine right? *All the teachers are silent* Not all of you are competing in this bet, right?
Mrs. Khan: Of course not dear.
Principal Khan: Oh thank goodness.
Mrs. Khan: No just kidding honey, of course I’m going for it!
*Laughter all around the room*
Principal Khan: *Facepalm’s while chuckling* You guys are hopeless.
Mr. Raiden: Well we’ll see who comes out of this as the winner. May the best man win.
Mrs. Khan: Ahem.
Mr. Raiden: Oh excuse me. May the best man, and expected mother to be win.

*Cheers all around. Well Monday has ended. Why don’t we say a little f*ck you to Tuesday and jump right into Wednesday afternoon. Cool? That’s what I thought*
 
Wednesday
*It’s game time for the volleyball players. For the last game of their volleyball season career, the MKHS Volleyball Dragons we’re beating that BM Bear Fist ass. However, we’re not gonna worry about their match, I mean their winning 17-6. Let’s go to the bleachers where Kai and Liu were talking*
Kai: Woo! I know I already said this but these girls look so much better than the girls from the nearby dojo. I mean damn I wish I we’re there volleyball shorts.
Liu Kang: Haha, Kai is girls the only reason why you came here.
Kai: Yeah who told you? *Chuckles* Nah man I’m kidding. I came here cause well the academy isn’t the same like it use to be. Usually the most humble and talented we’re able to join right? Wrong, the new Headmaster over there practically let’s anybody in if the wallet is big enough. My master told me that it’s best if I followed in the footsteps of my former self and venture out for a different scenery. So, I figured I come to this school, especially after all the letters you’ve sent me about this place.
Liu Kang: Ah man that makes me sad to hear about the dojo. *Sighs* I’m glad me and Kung Lao got out when we could, right Kung Lao?
Kung Lao: *Distracted* Hm? Oh yeah, yeah.
Liu Kang: Besides, this school is a friendly environment for the most part. You do not have to worry about other kids challenging you for “honor”. You will make friends quickly Kai.
Kai: Thanks man. So, can you tell me about the girls that are available? I don’t wanna accidently like a girl come to find out she messing with another dude. I know that Li Mei is your girl but what about the rest?
*Liu explains who’s in a relationship with who. Later on, the MKHS volleyball team won with the final score MKHS 25 – BM 7. The girls got in a huddle along with Coach Sheeva and gave a loud victory yell. The crowd clapped and cheered as the volleyball girls team had an almost flawless season with the exception of one loss. It’s off to conference for them. After they tear down the volleyball nets, the wrestling team set up their mats, did the team weighs, and got ready for battle against the Bear Fist wrestlers; number 1 in the state of Illinois*
Mr. Baraka: *While Ali was warming up to start the match off, Coach Baraka decided to give a tip to his first year wrestler* Ali, I don’t care what this team’s record is. This is the year where we show people like them what MKHS wrestling is all about. You show them that Ali.
Ali: Yes sir!
Mr. Baraka: Go get em’!
*Ali gets a bat on the back from his coach and walks to the table to give his name and weight class to the manager. Ali steps into the ring where his adversary is already waiting for him. After the Ref blows the whistle Ali locks up in a collar tie and dances around the mat with his enemy. At some point, his opponent executed a duck under and brought Ali down to the mat. Ali had tried his best to keep himself from getting turn over but it was little to no avail. However, for the last minute and thirty seconds, Ali was not pinned and the match lasted until the second round with Ali down 3 points in the match. The second round was nothing special; Ali got a reversal in the first minute of the match and closed the gap of points by 3 to 2. The third round however was the moment where Ali set the momentum for the night. With thirty seconds left in the final period, Ali dropped to one knee and tricked his opponent into executing a sprawl. Running on nothing but his instincts, Ali dove on top of his adversary and gained his two points to tie up the score. Twenty seconds left. Ali’s enemy did everything in his power to shake Ali off, however rode him like a bull rider; it was like going to a human rodeo. Ten seconds left. In the last seconds of desperation, Ali’s opponent went for a sit-out turn-in and got his arm trapped by Ali. With seven seconds left on the clock, Ali tilted his opponent into an arm bar tilt putting his opponent on his shoulders. The ref gave Ali his five back points and the next thing you know the match ends with Ali winning 7 to 3. The gym erupted into applause and cheering for Ali struck first blood*
Mr. Baraka: [Hmph, finally my first years are improving] Kevin! Get in there boy, this is gonna be one hell of a dual.
*And one hell of a dual it was. 113 Kevin won his match by 2-1, it was a tough match but oh so boring. 120 Jarek won his match by pinning his opponent; don’t tell him that his opponent was a back up. 126 Darrius lost his match because he was pinned in the first period. 132 Hydro techs his opponent 22-7 and his opponent was ranked 15th in state. 138 Reptile won his match 10-3 gaining a major victory. 145 Noob was halfway in the third period up by two points. He was doing well until…*
Noob: *Noob had his so called “Ranked 5th in state” opponent in a half pinning combination with little to thirty seconds on the clock. It was only a matter of time before the ref would call it. [Well this motherf*cker get pinned already! I got places to be and b*tches to f*ck! Hehe, I gotta use that as a catchphrase sometime] *In the next five seconds Noob finally hears the ref smack the mat signaling that the match was over* [About damn time. Already time to shake em up]
*Noob gets up and gets a right hook to the face from his opponent. Noob stumbles back a little bit shocked from the sucker punch he just received. Noob regained his footing and looked at the rage driven boy heading straight towards him. Once his pissed off adversary was close enough, Noob simply side stepped and tripped him up causing his enemy to plummet face first in the mat. Noob chuckled to himself a little bit but was not given enough time to react to his opponent charging at him again. This time, however, Reptile pushed the wanna be bull out the way causing him to roll and tumble to his own bench where his teammates subdued him. Baraka quietly took Noob back to the bench and went to the head table to converse with the other coach and the ref*
Kano: Noob you alright mate?
Noob: Yeah, it was a nice sucker punch but nothing that would break my face. Reptile thanks a lot man, I didn’t have that much energy to move.
Reptile: No problem. Kano was going to get up but I got to you first because I’m fast like that.
Kano: Hope your not to fast in bed mate, might piss of the miss’s *Gives a hearty laugh which earns a kidney punch from Reptile* Aye that kinda hurt.
Reptile: Good.
Kano: Too far?
Reptile: Yeah.
Kano: Ah, I’ll watch it next time.
*Mr. Baraka comes back and huddles his team up behind the bench*
Mr. Baraka: Here’s the deal, both teams got pegged with un-sportsman-like conduct even though Noob was just defending himself, way to stay in control captain. Now if we’re good, we can keep going and beat this team. Their pissed off and unfocused, use that to your advantage! Kano, you’re up, give them hell.
Kano: Yes sir!
 
*Ironically enough, 152 Kano had a forfeit. While the 152 on the other team was trying to subdue his raging teammate, the pissed off 145 accidently elbowed the 152 in the face dinging him with a concussion. Go figure; anyway it’s Kung Lao’s turn*
Kung Lao: *Standing in the middle of the mat before the match begins* [I can’t believe I have to wrestle Sophia! Damn it all why couldn’t she drop to 152. If I lose my teammates will never let me hear the end of it. If I win then she’ll get pissed and do something crazy. Ah man this sucks] *Sees Sophia finally approach the center of the ring with the ref close by* [F*ck me. Well, let’s get this over with]
Ref: Wrestlers ready. Shake hands. *They shake hands* *Blows whistle* Wrestle!

*Wrestling Sophia during the first two minutes of the match was straight hell. Both wrestlers couldn’t land a single, a double, a duck-under, etc. At one point they got into a situation where Kung Lao shot and tried to pick Sophia up, but the girl’s sprawl was flawless resulting in a stalemate. The first round ended with no points. At the beginning of the second round Kung was position on bottom. He bucked and moved like a wild bull what seemed like an eternity until eventually he created enough space to perform a stand-up. Unfortunate for him Sophia was not going to allow him an escape so easily. Once Kung Lao stood up, Sophia immediately tripped him back onto the mat. The force of the slam was so great that the two went out of bounds and landed on the hardwood floor. Kung Lao’s right knee hit the floor hard enough to make him let out a scream of pain. Mr. Baraka walked over to Kung Lao who was holding his knee in pain while Sophia walked back to talk with her coach*

Mr. Baraka: Did you break it?
Kung Lao: Ahhh, no. It was a low pop. Ahhhhh.
Mr. Baraka: Alright rest for a little bit. I’ll have someone get you some ice.
Mokap: No need for that. *Squats on the other side of Kung Lao across from Baraka*
Mr. Baraka: The hell are you doing here?
Kung Lao: [Holy shit is that the janitor]
Mokap: Relax coach I use to be a medic during the war. *To Kung Lao* Let me see your knee.
*Kung Lao let his leg rest on Mokap’s lap while Mokap examined it*
Mokap: Okay this is good, it’s not sprained, only dislocated. That means we have to snap it back into place.
Kung Lao: What!?
Mr. Baraka: Boy quit pussy-footing. You’re wasting injury time.
Mokap: Don’t rush the boy. Alright you better brace yourself, I’ll do it on the count of three. 1… *Without hesitation Mokap snaps the knee back in place*
Kung Lao: Ah f*ck that shit hurts!! *After a moment or two to let the pain die down, Kung Lao felt unusually better* Hey wait a minute, I feel good. *Stands up with the help of Mokap. He walks around and notices a dull pain but it shouldn’t keep him from wrestling* Thank you Mr. Mokap.
Mokap: Anytime, no listen kid. She’s itching to turn you on your back, all you have to do is stay tight on bottom. Work something else other than a stand up, got me?
Kung Lao: Yeah I got you.
Mokap: Good, get out there. *Kung Lao repositions at the center of the mat and the match resumes. Mokap turns to leave but Baraka stops him*
Mr. Baraka: Do you think you could stop by after the match. I have something to talk to you about after this match.
Mokap: Sure, I’ll stop by. I’ll be in the crowd.

*Mokap was right; all Sophia was trying to do was turn Kung Lao onto his back. She worked ankle picks, and far-side cradles to achieve her goal. However, she would not get to achieve it do to the constant movement from Kung Lao. Getting furious, Sophia made a mistake in the last twenty seconds of the period of taking her head from the side of Kung Lao to do yet another far-side cradle. Kung Lao was not going to allow another head butt to his kidney so he did what any other wrestler would do and executed a perfect switch on Sophia earning two points for a reversal. The gym erupted in cheering as Kung Lao followed up with a chop to the arm on his already confused opponent. Kung Lao had flatten Sophia out and had a firmly placed arm bar on his enemy. Kung quickly jacked the opponent’s whole right side up in the air and placed her on her back. The Ref started to count for back points*
Mr. Baraka: Kung Lao settle your hips for the pin! Settle your hips for the pin!
Kung Lao: [Damnit I don’t wanna do that…. Sorry Sophia]

*You see the arm bar works like this. With the opponent on her back and Kung Lao on top it looks like a very aggressive 69. Kung Lao had his hips up in the air because he did not want to embarrass Sophia any further. However, he did not have the energy to go another period with her so; he settled his hips and placed his balls in Sophia’s face. With 0.5 seconds left on the clock, Kung Lao heard the Ref smack the mat and blow the whistle. He had won the match. Kung Lao got off of Sophia in a hurridly manner and walked back to the middle*
Ref: *When Sophia walked over, he stated* Shake hands.

*Both wrestlers shook hands, but Sophia wasn’t done yet. When Kung Lao tried to pull away, the tight grip held him in place. Kung Lao turned back to see the rage-filled girl scream out in pure hatred as she threw back a punch intended for Kung Lao*
Kung Lao: No wait Sophia!

*Kung Lao tried to block the incoming blow but it was too late. The last thing Kung Lao saw before he blacked out was Sophia’s tear stricken face mixed with anger and a big ass fist coming towards his face*
 
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