Sub-Zero: Still sleep. *Puts the eggs in two separate bowls and puts the pans in the sink. He ten opens up two big packs of breakfast sausage and turkey bacon* Cooking the sausage and bacon, won’t take too long. People should be coming in a couple of minutes so can someone open up the doors?
Smoke: Sure I’ll do the dirty deed. *Gets up and unlocks the door. At the same time there’s a knock at the door. Smoke opens it and it’s Kitana and Mileena*
Smoke: Oh hey Mily. PRINCESS! *Salutes*
Kitana: At ease, *giggles* and good morning.*The sisters walk in and everybody greets them, except Rain who only grunts*
Mileena: Man it smells really good in here. Hey where’s Hanzo?
Smoke: Thine gentleman slumbers in his chambers.
Mileena: Well off I go to awake him. *Goes to Scorpion’s room where Scorpion is still asleep*
Scorpion: *Tossing and turning* No Mr. Pringles we need the marshmallow kingdom’s women for electricity.
Mileena: (Must’ve ate chocolate before he went to sleep) *Climbs on the bed and straddles Scorpion who is still dreaming* Wake up Scorpyyyy. *Blows in Scorpion’s face causing him to move even more*
Scorpion: No Mr. Pringles, I have a girlfriend. No you are special it’s just she comes first. No… No means no!
*Mileena finally finishes teasing Scorpion and kisses him. Scorpion then open his eyes and sees Mileena kissing him. She breaks the kiss and smiles*
Mileena: Good morning! Did you and Mr. Pringles have a nice time?
Scorpion: *Blushing realizing his embrassaing dream. He sits up with Mileena still on his lap* We shall never speak of this dream again. And if you do, I’ll tell people you’re lying.
Mileena: *Giggles* Great job yesterday at the Hardwood Classic Tournament. *hugs him* I was so proud of you!
Scorpion: Thanks baby means a lot. How did the volleyball girls do?
Mileena: They did fine. (Best not to tell him about Kitana’s little rant about Li Mei stealing Liu Kang from her). Sub-Zero is cooking breakfast, it should be ready soon.
Scorpion: Ok then. Hehe, I’m surprised you woke me up Mily. Usually Sub-Zero comes in and says,
Sub-Zero: *Kicks open the door like a boss* Put some clothes on b*tch breakfast is ready!
*They all laugh and Scorpion and Mileena head out into the living room to see pretty much the whole junior class except Kano, Liu Kang, Ermac, and Kenshi*
Scorpion: What the hell y’all kids doing on my property!! *Shaking his fist in the air*
Sektor: Oh no it’s old man Jenkins!
Scorpion: What’s with this whole breakfast thing!? Back in my day we ate rocks, and we liked!
*Everybody laughs*
Sub-Zero: *Putting down the last of the food on the table* Alright peeps it’s breakfast time! Of course there isn’t enough chairs at the table so just grab a plate and chow down anywhere.
*The people gather around to get the food when Scorpion stops them to announce something*
Scorpion: Before we eat I just wanted to say that this breakfast was for something important. Or should I say someone. This breakfast today was to welcome back our good friend *Front door opens with Kenshi and Ermac* Ermac!
*A bunch of whistles and “Yeah, alright!” go around the room. Ermac is clearly surprised and speechless from the whole thing*
Ermac: What is all this?
Kenshi: Well to put it short and sweet my friend this is a breakfast dedicated to you coming back to us.
Ermac: R-Really?
Sub-Zero: Yeah of course! *Puts Ermac into a small headlock* You didn’t think we forget about you did ya?
Ermac: Haha No, no it’s just… *Sub-Zero let’s go of the headlock* I thought I’d be shunned for my actions and wasn’t expecting anything like this. I am truly glad that I have friends like you guys.
*Bunch of aww’s*
Rain: Personally I think we should be thankful you got rid of that dick Hsu Hao. That’s one less dick in the school, you know besides good ol’ Johnny Cage here.
Johnny Cage: Oh you slut!
*Rounds of laughter everywhere*
Sub-Zero: Alright ladies and gents enough talk, let’s eat!
*And with that they did. Cleared the whole table really. After everyone had their share of waffles, panacakes, eggs, sausage and bacon, people either left or stayed in the room to full to move. Now here are some of the conversations that went down after breakfast*
**Let’s go over to Sub-Zero washing dishes in the kitchen. He’s alone until his girlfriend, Kitana, comes up and helps him out**
Kitana: Kuai this was a great thing you did today.
Sub-Zero: Oh come on girl quit making me blush. Scorp was the one who came up with it, I just cooked the food.
Kitana: Oh please, in my mind it was the both of you.
Sub-Zero: Why thank you *Smiles* I just want to see my boys happy. Speaking of boys, how’s my main girl doing?
Kitana: *Washing a plate* How come thinking about boys reminds you of me? *Giggles*
Sub-Zero: … Kitana your pitiful. *Chuckles*
Kitana: *Giggles* I’m fine, had a volleyball game yesterday.
Sub-Zero: Yeah we won… Wait you weren’t there?
Sub-Zero: No I wasn’t. I shot you a text saying I had to go to the orphanage I grew up to make sure my care taker was alright.
Kitana: Oh [I’m such a selfish b*tch sometimes] Well is he/she alright?
Sub-Zero: Yeah Pops is fine. He thought he was having a heart attack but the time me and Bi Han got there it turned out he had gas.
Kitana: *Giggles* Well I’m glad he was ok.
*They scrub in silence for a little bit*
Sub-Zero: Are you sure you’re ok?
Kitana: *Caught off guard* Yeah I’m fine! Why do you ask?
Sub-Zero: Well normally your talkative around me. Did something happen with the team?
Kitana: *Sighs* I got into a kinda non-verbal fight with this girl named Li Mei about Li- *bites bottom lip* er looks.
Sub-Zero: Looks?
Kitana: Yea, she was like, “Oh I’m the prettiest on this item” and like a dummy I say, “ Pffft as if.” After that we gave each dirty looks the rest of the day.
Mileena: *While sitting on Scorpion’s lap playing cards* [Oh Kitty you should have told the truth.]
Sub-Zero: … Hm interesting. Next time just let that pass.
Kitana and Mileena: [Whew!]
Kitana: Yeah your right I will. It was a long day and we practiced hard.
Jade: *While playing the PS3 with Sonya* No practice was hard because you made it hard.
Kitana: Me? How did I make it hard?
Sonya: Really? Kitty you practically ran us into the ground yesterday.
Kitana: [Oh man Kitana you jerk] Oh well I’m sorry guys. Hopefully we’ll get a light practice today.
*Sonya and Jade merely shrugged and went back to their game*
Kitana: *Washing a particular dish with a stain that won’t come off* I can’t get this off with the regular washcloth.
Sub-Zero: Yeah normal washcloths won’t get food that’s stuck to pans so easily. *Reaches down and pulls out a silver scrubbing ball. Sub-Zero then positioned himself behind Kitana put the scrubbing ball in her hand, and began scrubbing the pan gently* Better?
Kitana: Oh yeah this is much better. *Pushes her body into Sub’s* Much better.
Sub-Zero: *Hugs Kitana’s waist with his free hand* Ain’t that the truth. *Chuckles and kisses Kitana on the neck. He slowly makes his way from her neck to her lips. After that they we’re fully making out while washing dishes*
Kitana: [Oh I give anything to be in Li- er Kuai’s arms any day]
Sub-Zero: [Oh Lord I hope I don’t ruin this moment by getting hard. *Laughs* As Pops would always say, it’s all fun and games until someone gets pregnant, haha!]