TRMK Fantasy Football 2011

Hm... I wonder how much me not being here to post the scores contributed to the death of this thread... probably not much lol... but anyway, here we go with the week 9 results.

Love Cowboys (Love Cowboy) 86.08
MCNUGGETS (tittiemcnuggets) 50.95

Wonderbolts (Webster) 78.40
Consentual Parsecs (Raddus) 70.80

Kabal Toasty (Tapion) 99.39
Your Team (?) 37.80

Cutie Mark Crusaders (BYoung) 93.00
LORD RAIDEN'S SHOCKERS (Yovinny) 72.34

McChoices (non-member) 70.00
Team Rayze (mkray41) 62.37

David Cop-a-feel (The Marshall) 88.79
Lisburn Spartans (Recon Number 54) 60.12

RussianReptileGetAtMe (oleg.dobrynin) 110.17
Show Me Ya TD's (?) 88.40

Playoff Picture:

Current Division Leaders:
RussianReptileGetAtMe (oleg.dobrynin) 8-1
Kabal Toasty (Tapion) 7-2
Cutie Mark Crusaders (BYoung) 7-2
David Cop-a-feel (The Marshall) 6-3

Current Wild Card Leaders:
Show Me Ya TD's (?) 5-4
Lisburn Spartans (Recon Number 54) 5-4
McChoices (non-member) 5-4
LORD RAIDEN'S SHOCKERS (Yovinny) 5-4

On the Bubble:
Love Cowboys (Love Cowboy) 5-4
Team Rayze (mkray41) 4-5

Wait 'Till Next Year:
Wonderbolts (Webster) 3-6
MCNUGGETS (tittiemcnuggets) 3-6
Consentual Parsecs (Raddus) 0-9
Your Team (?) 0-9
 
I've been waiting all season for this. The huge matchup between Consentual Parsecs and Your Team is tomorrow! One of them HAS to win... right?
 
HAHAHA yes, indeed one of them does. My money's on Consentual Parsecs. Only one of his players is out, versus four on Your Team.
 
TRMK Fantasy Football Week 10 Results:

McChoices (non-member) 112.60
Love Cowboys (Love Cowboy) 87.46

Consentual Parsecs (Raddus) 65.54
Your Team (?) 42.90

MCNUGGETS (tittiemcnuggets) 106.13
Wonderbolts (Webster) 89.00

Cutie Mark Crusaders (BYoung) 101.80
Kabal Toasty (Tapion) 99.82

David Cop-a-feel (The Marshall) 98.90
LORD RAIDEN'S SHOCKERS (Yovinny) 63.54

Show Me Ya TD's (?) 87.54
Team Rayze (mkray41) 59.47

RussianReptileGetAtMe (oleg.dobrynin) 70.38
Lisburn Spartans (Recon Number 54) 48.48

Playoff Picture:

Current Division Leaders:
RussianReptileGetAtMe (oleg.dobrynin) 9-1
Cutie Mark Crusaders (BYoung) 8-2
Kabal Toasty (Tapion) 7-3
David Cop-a-feel (The Marshall) 7-3

Current Wild Card Leaders:
Show Me Ya TD's (?) 6-4
McChoices (non-member) 6-4
Lisburn Spartans (Recon Number 54) 5-5
LORD RAIDEN'S SHOCKERS (Yovinny) 5-5

On the Bubble:
Love Cowboys (Love Cowboy) 5-5
Team Rayze (mkray41) 4-6
MCNUGGETS (tittiemcnuggets) 4-6

Wait 'Till Next Year:
Wonderbolts (Webster) 3-7
Consentual Parsecs (Raddus) 1-9
Your Team (?) 0-10
 
Marshall, what do you care what you're ranked? It's totally meaningless. There's no home-field advantage to fantasy football. All you need to do is make the playoffs and win three straight. I wouldn't be surprised at all if whoever's ranked 8th at the end of the regular season wins this thing... weird things happen in fantasy playoffs.
 
Well I seriously almost gave Your Team his first W. I was pretty worried there when he was winning by 15 with just a quarter left in the late games. I wasn't confident that the guys I have going on Monday would have made that up. This was the best week to play him, though. Big Ben, Foster, and Colston are all on a bye, and Bradshaw is still injured. It obviously wasn't pretty.
 
Well I seriously almost gave Your Team his first W. I was pretty worried there when he was winning by 15 with just a quarter left in the late games. I wasn't confident that the guys I have going on Monday would have made that up. This was the best week to play him, though. Big Ben, Foster, and Colston are all on a bye, and Bradshaw is still injured. It obviously wasn't pretty.

Yeah I saw that... you had a bad case of the bye weeks this week. Good thing you were against Your Team. I'm having an awful week too, but if Eli Manning has a dreadful enough game this evening for my opponent, I will manage to win. So far so good.
 
TRMK Fantasy Football Week 11 Results:

Show Me Ya TD's (?) 78.09
Love Cowboys (Love Cowboy) 73.40

Consentual Parsecs (Raddus) 65.74
MCNUGGETS (tittiemcnuggets) 36.16

Cutie Mark Crusaders (BYoung) 80.36
Your Team (?) 50.50

McChoices (non-member) 107.56
Wonderbolts (Webster) 48.40

David Cop-a-feel (The Marshall) 104.88
Kabal Toasty (Tapion) 96.34

RussianReptileGetAtMe (oleg.dobrynin) 107.80
LORD RAIDEN'S SHOCKERS (Yovinny) 95.76

Team Rayze (mkray41) 83.21
Lisburn Spartans (Recon Number 54) 40.30

Playoff Picture:

Current Division Leaders:
RussianReptileGetAtMe (oleg.dobrynin) 10-1
Cutie Mark Crusaders (BYoung) 9-2
David Cop-a-feel (The Marshall) 8-3
Kabal Toasty (Tapion) 7-4

Current Wild Card Leaders:
McChoices (non-member) 7-4
Show Me Ya TD's (?) 7-4
LORD RAIDEN'S SHOCKERS (Yovinny) 5-6
Team Rayze (mkray41) 5-6

On the Bubble:
Lisburn Spartans (Recon Number 54) 5-6
Love Cowboys (Love Cowboy) 5-6
MCNUGGETS (tittiemcnuggets) 4-7

Wait 'Till Next Year:
Wonderbolts (Webster) 3-8
Consentual Parsecs (Raddus) 2-9
Your Team (?) 0-11
 
Yeah that's right.Im back baby.

Hey Recon... I'm sure you're salivating after my QB threw those three picks... if you beat me this week I'm seriously screwed

TRMK Fantasy Football Week 12 Results:

Love Cowboys (Love Cowboy) 103.64
Lisburn Spartans (Recon Number 54) 96.62

Cutie Mark Crusaders (BYoung) 68.02
Consentual Parsecs (Raddus) 59.91

MCNUGGETS (tittiemcnuggets) 123.47
McChoices (non-member) 97.05

David Cop-a-feel (The Marshall) 110.97
Your Team (?) 46.20

Show Me Ya TD's (?) 75.57
Wonderbolts (Webster) 68.24

RussianReptileGetAtMe (oleg.dobrynin) 105.32
Kabal Toasty (Tapion) 86.07

LORD RAIDEN'S SHOCKERS (Yovinny) 95.76
Team Rayze (mkray41) 74.06

Playoff Picture:

Current Division Leaders:
RussianReptileGetAtMe (oleg.dobrynin) 11-1
Cutie Mark Crusaders (BYoung) 10-2
David Cop-a-feel (The Marshall)9-3
Kabal Toasty (Tapion) 7-5

Current Wild Card Leaders:
Show Me Ya TD's (?) 8-4
McChoices (non-member) 7-5
LORD RAIDEN'S SHOCKERS (Yovinny) 6-6
Love Cowboys (Love Cowboy) 6-6

On the Bubble:
Team Rayze (mkray41) 5-7
Lisburn Spartans (Recon Number 54) 5-7
MCNUGGETS (tittiemcnuggets) 5-7

Wait 'Till Next Year:
Wonderbolts (Webster) 3-9
Consentual Parsecs (Raddus) 2-10
Your Team (?) 0-12
 
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I was just looking through the players list, and I wanted to filter it to show just the players on my team, so I opened the drop down list of teams and selected "Your Team." I sat there for a good minute thinking, "None of these players are on my team," before it hit me. I guess that's a win for Your Team.

My team is starting to fall apart right when I need to be at my best! First Bradshaw goes out for a couple of weeks and then Jackson goes on the IR. I have a bad feeling about this week, Marshall may end my winning streak.
 
Bah. Your team is still better than mine. Actually, this is not when you need to be at your best. Two weeks from now is. I just looked at the standings and it looks like you just clinched your division. So, you just need to worry about the playoffs. Losses the next two weeks will hurt you none.
 
Playoffs start week 15... so one more week of regular season action after tonight. You, if you haven't figured it out yet, have already clinched a playoff spot.

TRMK Fantasy Football Week 12 Results:

LORD RAIDEN'S SHOCKERS (Yovinny) 113.52
Love Cowboys (Love Cowboy) 106.62

McChoices (non-member) 73.46
Consentual Parsecs (Raddus) 56.75

Cutie Mark Crusaders (BYoung) 94.24
David Cop-a-feel (The Marshall) 93.66

Show Me Ya TD's (?) 85.08
MCNUGGETS (tittiemcnuggets) 68.19

RussianReptileGetAtMe (oleg.dobrynin) 122.36
Your Team (?) 38.40

Lisburn Spartans (Recon Number 54) 115.08
Wonderbolts (Webster) 77.42

Kabal Toasty (Tapion) 99.52
Team Rayze (mkray41) 75.90

Playoff Picture:

Current Division Leaders:
RussianReptileGetAtMe (oleg.dobrynin) 12-1 - Clinched division
Cutie Mark Crusaders (BYoung) 11-2 - Clinched division
David Cop-a-feel (The Marshall)9-4 - Clinched playoff berth
Kabal Toasty (Tapion) 8-5 - Clinched division

Current Wild Card Leaders:
Show Me Ya TD's (?) 9-4 - Clinched playoff berth
McChoices (non-member) 8-5 - Clinched playoff berth
LORD RAIDEN'S SHOCKERS (Yovinny) 7-6
Lisburn Spartans (Recon Number 54) 6-7

On the Bubble:
Love Cowboys (Love Cowboy) 6-7
Team Rayze (mkray41) 5-8
MCNUGGETS (tittiemcnuggets) 5-8

Eliminated from playoff contention:
Wonderbolts (Webster) 3-10
Consentual Parsecs (Raddus) 2-11
Your Team (?) 0-13

Playoff scenarios:

LORD RAIDEN'S SHOCKERS
clinches a playoff berth with:
A) a win
B) a loss by either Lisburn Spartans or Love Cowboys
C) if LRS loses and Lisburn and LCs both win, but Lisburn and LCs don't BOTH surpass LRS' total points.

Lisburn Spartans
clinches a playoff berth with:
a) a win and and a loss by Love Cowboys
b) a win with more than 21.75 less points than Love Cowboys
c) scoring more than 21.75 less points than Love Cowboys, provided Love Cowboys loses and there aren't any other shenanigans by Team Rayze or MCNUGGETS

Love Cowboys
clinches a playoff berth with:

a) a win and a loss by Lisburn Spartans
b) a win, if scoring over 21.75 more points than Lisburn Spartans
c) scoring over 21.75 more points than Lisburn Spartans, provided Lisburn loses and there aren't any other shenanigans by Team Rayze or MCNUGGETS

Team Rayze
clinches a playoff berth with:

a) a win AND losses by Lisburn and Love Cowboys, AND scoring over 32.28 more points than Lisburn and 10.56 more points than Love Cowboys

MCNUGGETS
clinches a playoff berth with

(you ready for this tits?)

a win AND losses by Lisburn Spartans and Love Cowboys AND scoring more than ... something around 150 more points than Lisburn, and around 130 more than Love Cowboys and about 120 more than Team Rayze if they win.

(yeah it's not very likely, but you're technically still in it anyway)

Y'all ready for this?
 
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Great job with all the playoff scenarios, LC. Just reading it gives me a bit of a headache. Good thing I don't need to worry about it. Good luck to everyone still looking for a playoff spot!

Meanwhile, I'll be looking to avenge my week 1 loss to Oleg (and secure the top seed in the playoffs while I'm at it.)
 
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