Ok thx
. And since you offer your voice acting skills who do you think you sound like the most out of the MK9 cast?
SOOOOOOOOO everybody likes them a lil Scropion right? (Except Bi-Han. COUGH COUGH COUGH!!) Well lets get started on this Chapter 3!! Also on another note I acciedently backspaced at the last minute and had to rewrite this so please, Enjoy!
Chapter 3: Scropion
(First Match)
Shang Tsung: Ok without anymore distractions *looks at Earthrealm* let us continue with our next kombatant, Scropion!
*Scropion appears*
Johnny Cage: Holy shit that guy came out of a pit of fire.
Shang Tsung: Scropion, Spectre of the Netherrealm, was reconstructed by Quan Chi to fight in this tournament. He is the #1 kombatant in this tournament.
Scropion: Listen to me everyone. I am here to get revenge on the Lin Kuei Sub-Zero. If the rest of you want all of your body parts intact and all your teeth in your skull then take your asses home.
*One person leaves*
*After Raiden sees his vision of Kung Lao, Raiden walks up to Kung Lao*
Raiden: Kung Lao I know its you.
Kung Lao: Holy shit what?!?!? How did you know it was me.
Raiden: Ancient Chinese Secret. Anyway if you challenge Scropion you will lose.
Kung Lao: I am Liu Kang's equal.
Raiden: Your only his equal because of your teleport and your dive kick. Without these two techniques then your just a warrior in a church lady hat.
Kung Lao: Fine I shall defeat him without these two techniques. *Takes of costume* I accept your challenge!
Scropion: Ok, how do you like your ass kickings? Medium-well or Well-done?
(Second Match)
Liu Kang: Kung Lao!
Raiden: "But Raiden I am Liu Kang's equal!" Look what happened, you got your ass kicked and you made Earthrealm look like a bunch of *****es. Great Job. Maybe now you'll listen to your elders when they speak.
Scropion: Ok that was a great warm-up. Now I demand Sub-Zero.
Shang Tsung: I'm sorry did you organize this tournament? No? Then shut the **** up and face Nightwolf!!
*Nightwolf stroll's up to Scropion*
Nightwolf: Your aggression is misplaced.
Scropion: What the hell do you know about my past?
Nightwolf: Your not the only one whose people have been slaughtered by somebody else.
Scropion: ..... What's your damn point?
Nightwolf: My damn point is that you must not cling to the past. You must fine another solution to your problems.
Scropion: How about this: I kick your ass, give Sub-Zero a slow painful death, eat a nice hot steak and be on my way. Sounds good? Ok then, shut the **** up and fight!
(Cutscene with Raiden)
Shang Tsung: An impressive start.
Scropion: I swear if you don't bring that mother****er Bi-Han to this courtyard then I'm going to kick your ass.
Quan Chi: Whoa calm down.
Shang Tsung: You will fight Sub-Zero soon enough. As for that little comment you better calm your ass down for I have Goro drop your ass. Come on Quan Chi we out!
*After everyone leaves*
Raiden: I agree with your revenge Scropion but Nightwolf is right, there are other solutions.
Scropion: And what solution is that Somebro God?
Raiden: -__-# How about I bring your damn clan back you, you ungrateful *****.
Scropion: Oh shit really?!?!?
Raiden: Yeah I can make it happen. What do ya think? Spare one life and you get your whole clan back.
Scropion: You got yourself a deal.
(Third Match)
Cyrax: Robots?!?!?
Sektor: Keep your damn voice down.
Cyrax: So you mean I have to give up my passion for pussy and free will just for the Grandmaster's ultimate plan?
Sektor: Yeah.
Cyrax: FUUUUUUUUUUU--
Sektor: Shh! Scropion.
Cyrax: I see that you came to either beg for your life or commit suicide in front of us. Either way were going to laugh our asses off.
Scropion: Actually my clan might live again.
Cyrax: *Pushes Scropion* What you fail to realize is that we don't give two shits about your clan!
Shang Tsung: OOOOOH shit another, challenge! Scropion VS. Cyrax and Sektor!
Cyrax: I guess will kill you before Sub-Zero does!
(Fourth Match)
Scropion: I won't kill sub-Zero. But remind me to slaughter you too later.
Sub-Zero: ***** please you know you can't kill me.
Scropion: Sub-Zero don't talk shit when I'm letting you of easy. I will avenge my clan
Sub-Zero: Go to hell! You and your ****ing clan!
Scropion: That gives me a nice idea. Hey Sub-Zero wanna know what it feels like to be an ice cube in Hell? *Takes Sub-Zero to Hell*
Sub-Zero: So your telling me after all this time spent in Hell you still haven't acquired a decent tan?
Scropion: Enough of your damn jokes! I'm about to show you the bottom of my foot and the backside of my hand!!
(Cutscene to end the Chapter)
Scropion: It is done. I have gain my revenge for my clan.
Quan Chi: So your not going to slice open is neck and take a shit in it?
Scropion: What?! No?!?! Why in the hell would I do that?!
Quan Chi: You talk in your sleep. Anyway let me just pull up Youtube with my magic and show you why you should kill him.
*Aftering seeing flashback*
Scropion: I am going to destroy Sub-Zero!! He shall...! Wait there's two minutes left of that video.
Quan Chi: *Waving hand frantically* Uhhh nothing, nothing at all.
Sub-Zero: That's not me!
Scropion: That is the same thing everybody else is going to say once your dead *****! *pulls off mask*
*Back at Shang Tsung's throne room*
Scropion: *Holds up skull* Ummm. Hey Raiden is the deal still on?
Raiden: Hell no.
Scropion: FUUUUUUCCCKKK!!!
*Scropion Disappears*
Raiden: I guess that's how the cookie crumbles.
Cyrax: What the hell? Why are you cracking jokes when one of my Lin Kuei brothers is dead!
Raiden: Yeah your right I apologize. But it is his own fate.
Cyrax: No it wasn't! We Lin Kuei do things with reason.
Raiden: Oh such as the Cyber Initiative.
Cyrax: Wha-!? I don't know what your talking about.
Raiden: Oh so the rumor that the Lin Kuei is turning into cyborgs is a lie. Hmm I wonder where's Sektor?
Cyrax: Alright damn! Yeah its true, but I am one of the few that are speaking out against the plan. I want to have my emotions and sense of free will intact.
Raiden: Ok so why did you join this tournament?
Cyrax: .......Research.
Raiden: On how to lie?. Well your doing a terrible job. What is the reason before I turn you from dark to extra crispy.
Cyrax: ....Shang Tsung invited us.
Raiden: Wow, and I bet he's paying you to kill Earthrealm warriors so they can lose. Not cool bro.
Cyrax: My royalty is to the Grandmaster! Not to Bruce Lee's uncle!
Raiden: Yeah well Bruce Lee's uncle can prevent the destruction of Earthrealm and the Lin Kuei if you do not kill Earthrealm warriors. Think about it.
