ThePunisher_02
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Yeah, remember the last MKRW episode I posted? This one had less cussing in it and it makes fun of space stuff. =]
In this episode Sub-Zero falls asleep while watching 'Star Wars" and has a wacky dream about the gang being in space
(Night,In Scorpion's car)
Scorpion-What time is it?
Quan Chi-Time to get a watch.
Raiden-9:24
Sub-Zero-Wow, we was in Hollywood longer than expected.
Stryker-We'd probably still be there if we hadn't been chased out.
(flashback)
Man-Hey! It's them monsters from Mortal Kombat Annihilation! Kill them!
Stryker-I wasn't in that movie.
Man-Your name was mentioned in it! Kill him too! (end)
Sub-Zero-Why didn't Raiden just teleport us home instead of driving us?
Raiden-An old expression of mine "never miss one day of work when I can miss four"
Sub-Zero-None of us here work!
Raiden-So? What's your point?
Scorpion-What day is it?
Raiden-Saturday
Scorpion-Damn it! I thought it was Monday. Monday Night RAW comes on.
Stryker-I thought you hated that show.
Scorpion-I do, I just love to see people get hurt! It reminds me of Mortal Kombat.
Sub-Zero-Well, we're home.
(enter home)
Scorpion-Ah, the smell of home, it reminds me of Mortal Kombat! I challenge you to Mortal Kombat!
Raiden-Yeah Yeah, challenge me when I'm not sleepy, time to hit the hay.
Scorpion-But there is no hay to hit, I wanna hit something!
Raiden-I meant go to bed!
Sub-Zero-Go ahead, I'm not tired.
Raiden-OK, good night.
(Later)
Sub-Zero-Ah, nothing like a good Star Wars movie, I've liked every single one, all 6000 of them.
(On TV)
Darth Vader-Luke, I am your boyfriend!
Luke-Darth, I am not a man!
Sub-Zero-Woah, what a twist. That's why I love Star Wars!
(Later, Sub Zero is asleep and having a dream about the gang in space...)
(In sub-Zero's Dream, in spaceship)
Sub-Zero-Captain's log, I'm about to go crazy, Scorpion challenges everyone and everything to Mortal Kombat, and Quan Chi hasn't taken a shower in quite some time and is beginning to smell like Raiden's underwear.
Raiden-Sub-Zero, stop pretending to have a captain's log, you don't have one and we can hear every word you're saying and besides, I'm captain.
Scorpion-Ah, this microwave won't work! I challenge it to Mortal Kombat!
Sub-Zero-That's not the microwave, that's the "Hit Stryker"button.
Scorpion-Good enough.
Stryker-Ow,ow,ow, who keeps pressing the button?
Raiden-Where's Quan Chi?
Stryker-He's in the "Low Gravity" room flying around like an idiot.
Raiden-Ugh! (enters room) Quan Chi! What did I tell you about pretending to be Superman? And get that red curtain off of your back!
Quan Chi-OK
Scorpion-Hey,what's this thing labeled "tellepartir" do? (gets in it and teleports)
Sub-Zero-No! That teleports him to my Porn room! Who wrote tellepartir,it's spelled "Teleporter"!
Quan Chi-I did, to confuse people.
(Scorpion teleports back)
Scorpion- Do Not Go In There! It has Gay porn in it!
Raiden-I need to use the bathroom, be right back. (exit Raiden)
Stryker-Quick, while he's gone, let's do Raiden impressions.
(later)
Scorpion-Woah, it's been 2 hours, 5 minutes and 12 seconds and Raiden hasn't came out of the bathroom yet.
Sub-Zero-There he is! (Raiden was outside the ship, flying in space)
Scorpion-Why's he out there? He could die!
Stryker-You actually care?
Scorpion-No, I want to be the one to kill him!
(Raiden Teleports inside)
Raiden-I didn't go to the bathroom, I went to the hatch, and it thought it was the toilet and it sucked me through the ship! Somebody made it look just like the bathroom.
Quan Chi-I did, to confuse people.
Raiden-What time is it?
Stryker-10:00 PM
Raiden-We should go to bed
(next day)
Raiden-Whew, them sleep pods are comfortable.
Scorpion-I've been thinking, I need a raise.
Raiden-None of us get paid.
Scorpion-Well, I should! I cleaned this ship and made it spotless.
Raiden-So,there's a button that does that!
Scorpion-So,I'm the one that pressed the button.
Stryker-Boy, there goes the "interesting conversation" part of the day right out the window!
Quan Chi-Guys? A huge Meteor is hurling torwards us with a the speed of a cheetah!
Raiden-Since when have you used cheesy metaphors?
Quan Chi-Since 5 seconds ago!
Stryker-I have a solution--
Raiden-I have a solution, let it kill us!
Stryker-That's a terrible solution, and you're captain?
Raiden-Yes, captain of making dumb decisions!
Sub-Zero-We should destroy it! (shoots ice at it,doing nothing) I tried my best.
Raiden-There's a button here somewhere,where is it.
Stryker-I see a button that says "launch missile that destroys things"
Raiden-I'm looking for the button that says "launch missile that destroys meteors"
Stryker-Just use the button I found!
Raiden-OK (launches missile, destroying meteor) Yes! I did it!
Stryker-With my help, all you did was sit on your ass and look for a button.
Raiden-Well, me sitting on my ass saved us!
Scorpion-I can't take this lame storyline any longer! (breaks glass that says "break in case of cliched storyline")
(The ship suddenly hurls toward the sun)
Raiden-Scorpion, what did you do?
Scorpion-I had to throw some suspense into it!
Sub-Zero-Help! I'm melting!
Stryker-Me too!
Raiden-Heeeelllllppp!
(Sub-Zero wakes up)
Scorpion-Finally, rubbing his chest woke him up!
Sub-Zero-What? You rubbed my chest?
Quan Chi-No, I did, figured it would make you mad.
Sub-Zero-I had a terrible dream, we were in space and...
Raiden-What's on TV?
Sub-Zero-Gee, thanks for listening to me!
Stryker-Hey, Quan Chi is still alive and this episode is almost over!
(Scorpion Kills Quan Chi)
Scorpion-Had to throw some suspense into it.
Sub-Zero-AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
The End.
Okay, what do you think of this one?
In this episode Sub-Zero falls asleep while watching 'Star Wars" and has a wacky dream about the gang being in space
(Night,In Scorpion's car)
Scorpion-What time is it?
Quan Chi-Time to get a watch.
Raiden-9:24
Sub-Zero-Wow, we was in Hollywood longer than expected.
Stryker-We'd probably still be there if we hadn't been chased out.
(flashback)
Man-Hey! It's them monsters from Mortal Kombat Annihilation! Kill them!
Stryker-I wasn't in that movie.
Man-Your name was mentioned in it! Kill him too! (end)
Sub-Zero-Why didn't Raiden just teleport us home instead of driving us?
Raiden-An old expression of mine "never miss one day of work when I can miss four"
Sub-Zero-None of us here work!
Raiden-So? What's your point?
Scorpion-What day is it?
Raiden-Saturday
Scorpion-Damn it! I thought it was Monday. Monday Night RAW comes on.
Stryker-I thought you hated that show.
Scorpion-I do, I just love to see people get hurt! It reminds me of Mortal Kombat.
Sub-Zero-Well, we're home.
(enter home)
Scorpion-Ah, the smell of home, it reminds me of Mortal Kombat! I challenge you to Mortal Kombat!
Raiden-Yeah Yeah, challenge me when I'm not sleepy, time to hit the hay.
Scorpion-But there is no hay to hit, I wanna hit something!
Raiden-I meant go to bed!
Sub-Zero-Go ahead, I'm not tired.
Raiden-OK, good night.
(Later)
Sub-Zero-Ah, nothing like a good Star Wars movie, I've liked every single one, all 6000 of them.
(On TV)
Darth Vader-Luke, I am your boyfriend!
Luke-Darth, I am not a man!
Sub-Zero-Woah, what a twist. That's why I love Star Wars!
(Later, Sub Zero is asleep and having a dream about the gang in space...)
(In sub-Zero's Dream, in spaceship)
Sub-Zero-Captain's log, I'm about to go crazy, Scorpion challenges everyone and everything to Mortal Kombat, and Quan Chi hasn't taken a shower in quite some time and is beginning to smell like Raiden's underwear.
Raiden-Sub-Zero, stop pretending to have a captain's log, you don't have one and we can hear every word you're saying and besides, I'm captain.
Scorpion-Ah, this microwave won't work! I challenge it to Mortal Kombat!
Sub-Zero-That's not the microwave, that's the "Hit Stryker"button.
Scorpion-Good enough.
Stryker-Ow,ow,ow, who keeps pressing the button?
Raiden-Where's Quan Chi?
Stryker-He's in the "Low Gravity" room flying around like an idiot.
Raiden-Ugh! (enters room) Quan Chi! What did I tell you about pretending to be Superman? And get that red curtain off of your back!
Quan Chi-OK
Scorpion-Hey,what's this thing labeled "tellepartir" do? (gets in it and teleports)
Sub-Zero-No! That teleports him to my Porn room! Who wrote tellepartir,it's spelled "Teleporter"!
Quan Chi-I did, to confuse people.
(Scorpion teleports back)
Scorpion- Do Not Go In There! It has Gay porn in it!
Raiden-I need to use the bathroom, be right back. (exit Raiden)
Stryker-Quick, while he's gone, let's do Raiden impressions.
(later)
Scorpion-Woah, it's been 2 hours, 5 minutes and 12 seconds and Raiden hasn't came out of the bathroom yet.
Sub-Zero-There he is! (Raiden was outside the ship, flying in space)
Scorpion-Why's he out there? He could die!
Stryker-You actually care?
Scorpion-No, I want to be the one to kill him!
(Raiden Teleports inside)
Raiden-I didn't go to the bathroom, I went to the hatch, and it thought it was the toilet and it sucked me through the ship! Somebody made it look just like the bathroom.
Quan Chi-I did, to confuse people.
Raiden-What time is it?
Stryker-10:00 PM
Raiden-We should go to bed
(next day)
Raiden-Whew, them sleep pods are comfortable.
Scorpion-I've been thinking, I need a raise.
Raiden-None of us get paid.
Scorpion-Well, I should! I cleaned this ship and made it spotless.
Raiden-So,there's a button that does that!
Scorpion-So,I'm the one that pressed the button.
Stryker-Boy, there goes the "interesting conversation" part of the day right out the window!
Quan Chi-Guys? A huge Meteor is hurling torwards us with a the speed of a cheetah!
Raiden-Since when have you used cheesy metaphors?
Quan Chi-Since 5 seconds ago!
Stryker-I have a solution--
Raiden-I have a solution, let it kill us!
Stryker-That's a terrible solution, and you're captain?
Raiden-Yes, captain of making dumb decisions!
Sub-Zero-We should destroy it! (shoots ice at it,doing nothing) I tried my best.
Raiden-There's a button here somewhere,where is it.
Stryker-I see a button that says "launch missile that destroys things"
Raiden-I'm looking for the button that says "launch missile that destroys meteors"
Stryker-Just use the button I found!
Raiden-OK (launches missile, destroying meteor) Yes! I did it!
Stryker-With my help, all you did was sit on your ass and look for a button.
Raiden-Well, me sitting on my ass saved us!
Scorpion-I can't take this lame storyline any longer! (breaks glass that says "break in case of cliched storyline")
(The ship suddenly hurls toward the sun)
Raiden-Scorpion, what did you do?
Scorpion-I had to throw some suspense into it!
Sub-Zero-Help! I'm melting!
Stryker-Me too!
Raiden-Heeeelllllppp!
(Sub-Zero wakes up)
Scorpion-Finally, rubbing his chest woke him up!
Sub-Zero-What? You rubbed my chest?
Quan Chi-No, I did, figured it would make you mad.
Sub-Zero-I had a terrible dream, we were in space and...
Raiden-What's on TV?
Sub-Zero-Gee, thanks for listening to me!
Stryker-Hey, Quan Chi is still alive and this episode is almost over!
(Scorpion Kills Quan Chi)
Scorpion-Had to throw some suspense into it.
Sub-Zero-AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
The End.
Okay, what do you think of this one?