Mortal Kombat Real World Episode 2

ThePunisher_02

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Yeah, remember the last MKRW episode I posted? This one had less cussing in it and it makes fun of space stuff. =]




In this episode Sub-Zero falls asleep while watching 'Star Wars" and has a wacky dream about the gang being in space
(Night,In Scorpion's car)

Scorpion-What time is it?

Quan Chi-Time to get a watch.

Raiden-9:24

Sub-Zero-Wow, we was in Hollywood longer than expected.

Stryker-We'd probably still be there if we hadn't been chased out.

(flashback)

Man-Hey! It's them monsters from Mortal Kombat Annihilation! Kill them!

Stryker-I wasn't in that movie.

Man-Your name was mentioned in it! Kill him too! (end)

Sub-Zero-Why didn't Raiden just teleport us home instead of driving us?

Raiden-An old expression of mine "never miss one day of work when I can miss four"

Sub-Zero-None of us here work!

Raiden-So? What's your point?

Scorpion-What day is it?

Raiden-Saturday

Scorpion-Damn it! I thought it was Monday. Monday Night RAW comes on.

Stryker-I thought you hated that show.

Scorpion-I do, I just love to see people get hurt! It reminds me of Mortal Kombat.

Sub-Zero-Well, we're home.

(enter home)

Scorpion-Ah, the smell of home, it reminds me of Mortal Kombat! I challenge you to Mortal Kombat!

Raiden-Yeah Yeah, challenge me when I'm not sleepy, time to hit the hay.

Scorpion-But there is no hay to hit, I wanna hit something!

Raiden-I meant go to bed!

Sub-Zero-Go ahead, I'm not tired.

Raiden-OK, good night.

(Later)

Sub-Zero-Ah, nothing like a good Star Wars movie, I've liked every single one, all 6000 of them.

(On TV)

Darth Vader-Luke, I am your boyfriend!

Luke-Darth, I am not a man!

Sub-Zero-Woah, what a twist. That's why I love Star Wars!

(Later, Sub Zero is asleep and having a dream about the gang in space...)

(In sub-Zero's Dream, in spaceship)

Sub-Zero-Captain's log, I'm about to go crazy, Scorpion challenges everyone and everything to Mortal Kombat, and Quan Chi hasn't taken a shower in quite some time and is beginning to smell like Raiden's underwear.

Raiden-Sub-Zero, stop pretending to have a captain's log, you don't have one and we can hear every word you're saying and besides, I'm captain.

Scorpion-Ah, this microwave won't work! I challenge it to Mortal Kombat!

Sub-Zero-That's not the microwave, that's the "Hit Stryker"button.

Scorpion-Good enough.

Stryker-Ow,ow,ow, who keeps pressing the button?

Raiden-Where's Quan Chi?

Stryker-He's in the "Low Gravity" room flying around like an idiot.

Raiden-Ugh! (enters room) Quan Chi! What did I tell you about pretending to be Superman? And get that red curtain off of your back!

Quan Chi-OK

Scorpion-Hey,what's this thing labeled "tellepartir" do? (gets in it and teleports)

Sub-Zero-No! That teleports him to my Porn room! Who wrote tellepartir,it's spelled "Teleporter"!

Quan Chi-I did, to confuse people.

(Scorpion teleports back)

Scorpion- Do Not Go In There! It has Gay porn in it!

Raiden-I need to use the bathroom, be right back. (exit Raiden)

Stryker-Quick, while he's gone, let's do Raiden impressions.

(later)

Scorpion-Woah, it's been 2 hours, 5 minutes and 12 seconds and Raiden hasn't came out of the bathroom yet.

Sub-Zero-There he is! (Raiden was outside the ship, flying in space)

Scorpion-Why's he out there? He could die!

Stryker-You actually care?

Scorpion-No, I want to be the one to kill him!

(Raiden Teleports inside)

Raiden-I didn't go to the bathroom, I went to the hatch, and it thought it was the toilet and it sucked me through the ship! Somebody made it look just like the bathroom.

Quan Chi-I did, to confuse people.

Raiden-What time is it?

Stryker-10:00 PM

Raiden-We should go to bed

(next day)

Raiden-Whew, them sleep pods are comfortable.

Scorpion-I've been thinking, I need a raise.

Raiden-None of us get paid.

Scorpion-Well, I should! I cleaned this ship and made it spotless.

Raiden-So,there's a button that does that!

Scorpion-So,I'm the one that pressed the button.

Stryker-Boy, there goes the "interesting conversation" part of the day right out the window!

Quan Chi-Guys? A huge Meteor is hurling torwards us with a the speed of a cheetah!

Raiden-Since when have you used cheesy metaphors?

Quan Chi-Since 5 seconds ago!

Stryker-I have a solution--

Raiden-I have a solution, let it kill us!

Stryker-That's a terrible solution, and you're captain?

Raiden-Yes, captain of making dumb decisions!

Sub-Zero-We should destroy it! (shoots ice at it,doing nothing) I tried my best.

Raiden-There's a button here somewhere,where is it.

Stryker-I see a button that says "launch missile that destroys things"

Raiden-I'm looking for the button that says "launch missile that destroys meteors"

Stryker-Just use the button I found!

Raiden-OK (launches missile, destroying meteor) Yes! I did it!

Stryker-With my help, all you did was sit on your ass and look for a button.

Raiden-Well, me sitting on my ass saved us!

Scorpion-I can't take this lame storyline any longer! (breaks glass that says "break in case of cliched storyline")

(The ship suddenly hurls toward the sun)

Raiden-Scorpion, what did you do?

Scorpion-I had to throw some suspense into it!

Sub-Zero-Help! I'm melting!

Stryker-Me too!

Raiden-Heeeelllllppp!

(Sub-Zero wakes up)

Scorpion-Finally, rubbing his chest woke him up!

Sub-Zero-What? You rubbed my chest?

Quan Chi-No, I did, figured it would make you mad.

Sub-Zero-I had a terrible dream, we were in space and...


Raiden-What's on TV?

Sub-Zero-Gee, thanks for listening to me!

Stryker-Hey, Quan Chi is still alive and this episode is almost over!

(Scorpion Kills Quan Chi)

Scorpion-Had to throw some suspense into it.

Sub-Zero-AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

The End.


Okay, what do you think of this one?
 
Not as good this time. You can't do the whole recurring joke thing on the second episode. South Park waited a few series before they played with the Kenny Killing thing. Other than that, there didn't seem to be any MK in-jokes, it had nothing for MK fans to laugh at, just the same 'I challenge you to Mortal Kombat' joke stolen from The Real Mortal Kombat. Needs more work.
 
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