ThePunisher_02
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Hello fellow users. This is my first post here and with it I'd like to show you my MK fanfic series called Mortal Kombat Real World or MKRW for short.
It's about five MK fighters living in a house in the fictional town of Atlantuh, Khalifornia and the always get into crazy misadventures.
The five fighters are:
Scorpion
Raiden
Sub-Zero
Stryker
Quan Chi
This was the first episode I was comfortable enough to show to the world (the first 5 or 6 were pretty bad) I wrote it last christmas, Scorpion and Quan Chi try to ruin christmas. Of course this is meant to be a comedy so enjoy!
Raiden-Shit,Shit,Shit, so many things to do!
Sub-Zero-Why are you so nervous?
Raiden-Gee, let me see, because Christmas is tomorrow!
Sub-Zero-Really?
Raiden-Yes, where have you been?
Sub-Zero-Uhhh...
(Flashback)
Sub-Zero-I love this site I'm going to play on here all month and totally forget about Christmas! (end)
Sub-Zero-Playing games.
Raiden-So, I play games too but I didn't forget.
Scorpion-Oh great! It's Christmas! I hate Christmas, it's all about the presents! Christmas sucks more than the last job I had as Santa Claus.
(flashback)
Scorpion-HO,HO,HO little girl! What would you like for Christmas?
Little Girl-A pony?
Scorpion-Really? Well too damn bad,Santa doesn't exist you dumbass! (end)
Raiden-Yeah,many died that day you were Santa.
Quan Chi-I hate Christmas too, It's so pointless.
(knock on door)
Quan Chi- (opens door) yes?
Man-Donate to "Toys for Broke Ass Children"
Quan Chi-Why sure (puts item in bag) here ya go.
Raiden-Quan Chi,that was nice, what did you put in there?
Quan Chi- Some drugs.
Raiden-What?! I can't believe you!
Quan Chi-Christmas sucks anyway!
Stryker-You two are idiots, christmas is one of the most loved holidays and is one of the few that isn't totally pointless like Arbor Day and Halloween.
Scorpion-Aw, I'm outta here!
Quan Chi-Me too.
(In Kitchen)
Scorpion-Psst, Quan Chi, come here!
Quan Chi-Scorpion, if this is another "friends do favors for friends" speech than I'm leaving, last time you gave me that I had sex with you!
Scorpion-What? No, I need you to help me, help me sabotage Christmas!
Quan Chi-I like it, I'll help.
Scorpion- Are you always that easy to convince?
Quan Chi- When I feel like it I am.
Scorpion-We'll wait until everyobdy on this street is asleep then we'll kill them! Hahaha!
Quan Chi-Or we can just steal their Chirstmas stuff.
Scorpion-Yeah,or that.
(Later)
Quan Chi-Scorpion,everyone is asleep,let's go! Scorpion? (looks at Scorpion and he's asleep)
Quan Chi-Wake up!
Scorpion-Huh,huh,what? Is the house on fire!
Quan Chi-No,it's time to ruin Chirstmas.
Narrator-Scorpion polished his car with extreme care, Quan Chi smelled like shit but didn't care.
Scorpion-Narrator,do you mind? This isn't a Dr.Suess book!
Narrator-Sorry
(Later,inside Scorpion's car)
Scorpion-Ok,we'll steal everything!
Quan Chi-I know you've had practice.
Scorpion-What!? I challenge you to Mortal Kombat! (kills Quan Chi)
Scorpion-Oh my god,I killed Quan Chi! He was a bastard anyway.
Narrator-As Scorpion started off with his quest with a sly smile on his face,he started to...seriously, who's ass do I have to kiss to get a decent job,something other than a narrator,
I'm outta here!
Scorpion-Did I just hear somebody? Nah,more than likely the wind.
(Later)
Raiden-Ah, Christmas morning, I hope I got that dildo I was asking for.
Sub-zero- Holy Shitballs! Our stuff is gone!
Raiden-What? No! Damn it, we've been robbed!
Stryker-(looking out window) so has everybody else!
Sub-Zero- It's them damn communists!
Raiden-Say what? Never mind.
Stryker- I bet it was Scorpion, you know how much he hates Christmas.
Raiden-(kicks open Scorpion's door) alright Scorpion, where is everybody's stuff?!
Scorpion-Hahaha, I'll never tell!
Raiden-Tell or I'll make you watch "Catwoman".
Scorpion-No! don't do that, they're in my car, take them back!
(later)
Raiden-I'm beginning to wish that I didn't give everyone's stuff back, I still didn't get my dildo!
Sub-Zero-Where's Quan Chi?
Scorpion-Dead.
Sub-Zero-Oh,ok. I'm fine with that.
Stryker-Scorpion,did you learn a lesson?
Scorpion-Yes, never watch The Simpsons after season 10.
Stryker-Well,yeah, but anything about Christmas?
Scorpion-Christmas sucks.
Raiden-uuughh, I guess that means no.
Stryker-whatever happened to Quan Chi's "gift"?
Little Kid-Mommy? Did you buy me something this year?
Mom-No honey,we're not rich,but you still got something.
Little Kid-(opens present) Hooray! Drugs! My friends will think I'm so cool!
Mom-Who are your friends again?
Little Kid-Some guys that take my lunch money because they're "donating to the poorer than us"
Narrator-And so Scorpion returned the gifts from games to shirts,he did return them without getting his ass kicked first. Scorpion learned a valuble lesson that day,if you **** with my presents I swear you'll pay!
The end.
Keep in mind that I've been writing MKRW for well over a year now so it's improved a lot since this episode.
It's about five MK fighters living in a house in the fictional town of Atlantuh, Khalifornia and the always get into crazy misadventures.
The five fighters are:
Scorpion
Raiden
Sub-Zero
Stryker
Quan Chi
This was the first episode I was comfortable enough to show to the world (the first 5 or 6 were pretty bad) I wrote it last christmas, Scorpion and Quan Chi try to ruin christmas. Of course this is meant to be a comedy so enjoy!
Raiden-Shit,Shit,Shit, so many things to do!
Sub-Zero-Why are you so nervous?
Raiden-Gee, let me see, because Christmas is tomorrow!
Sub-Zero-Really?
Raiden-Yes, where have you been?
Sub-Zero-Uhhh...
(Flashback)
Sub-Zero-I love this site I'm going to play on here all month and totally forget about Christmas! (end)
Sub-Zero-Playing games.
Raiden-So, I play games too but I didn't forget.
Scorpion-Oh great! It's Christmas! I hate Christmas, it's all about the presents! Christmas sucks more than the last job I had as Santa Claus.
(flashback)
Scorpion-HO,HO,HO little girl! What would you like for Christmas?
Little Girl-A pony?
Scorpion-Really? Well too damn bad,Santa doesn't exist you dumbass! (end)
Raiden-Yeah,many died that day you were Santa.
Quan Chi-I hate Christmas too, It's so pointless.
(knock on door)
Quan Chi- (opens door) yes?
Man-Donate to "Toys for Broke Ass Children"
Quan Chi-Why sure (puts item in bag) here ya go.
Raiden-Quan Chi,that was nice, what did you put in there?
Quan Chi- Some drugs.
Raiden-What?! I can't believe you!
Quan Chi-Christmas sucks anyway!
Stryker-You two are idiots, christmas is one of the most loved holidays and is one of the few that isn't totally pointless like Arbor Day and Halloween.
Scorpion-Aw, I'm outta here!
Quan Chi-Me too.
(In Kitchen)
Scorpion-Psst, Quan Chi, come here!
Quan Chi-Scorpion, if this is another "friends do favors for friends" speech than I'm leaving, last time you gave me that I had sex with you!
Scorpion-What? No, I need you to help me, help me sabotage Christmas!
Quan Chi-I like it, I'll help.
Scorpion- Are you always that easy to convince?
Quan Chi- When I feel like it I am.
Scorpion-We'll wait until everyobdy on this street is asleep then we'll kill them! Hahaha!
Quan Chi-Or we can just steal their Chirstmas stuff.
Scorpion-Yeah,or that.
(Later)
Quan Chi-Scorpion,everyone is asleep,let's go! Scorpion? (looks at Scorpion and he's asleep)
Quan Chi-Wake up!
Scorpion-Huh,huh,what? Is the house on fire!
Quan Chi-No,it's time to ruin Chirstmas.
Narrator-Scorpion polished his car with extreme care, Quan Chi smelled like shit but didn't care.
Scorpion-Narrator,do you mind? This isn't a Dr.Suess book!
Narrator-Sorry
(Later,inside Scorpion's car)
Scorpion-Ok,we'll steal everything!
Quan Chi-I know you've had practice.
Scorpion-What!? I challenge you to Mortal Kombat! (kills Quan Chi)
Scorpion-Oh my god,I killed Quan Chi! He was a bastard anyway.
Narrator-As Scorpion started off with his quest with a sly smile on his face,he started to...seriously, who's ass do I have to kiss to get a decent job,something other than a narrator,
I'm outta here!
Scorpion-Did I just hear somebody? Nah,more than likely the wind.
(Later)
Raiden-Ah, Christmas morning, I hope I got that dildo I was asking for.
Sub-zero- Holy Shitballs! Our stuff is gone!
Raiden-What? No! Damn it, we've been robbed!
Stryker-(looking out window) so has everybody else!
Sub-Zero- It's them damn communists!
Raiden-Say what? Never mind.
Stryker- I bet it was Scorpion, you know how much he hates Christmas.
Raiden-(kicks open Scorpion's door) alright Scorpion, where is everybody's stuff?!
Scorpion-Hahaha, I'll never tell!
Raiden-Tell or I'll make you watch "Catwoman".
Scorpion-No! don't do that, they're in my car, take them back!
(later)
Raiden-I'm beginning to wish that I didn't give everyone's stuff back, I still didn't get my dildo!
Sub-Zero-Where's Quan Chi?
Scorpion-Dead.
Sub-Zero-Oh,ok. I'm fine with that.
Stryker-Scorpion,did you learn a lesson?
Scorpion-Yes, never watch The Simpsons after season 10.
Stryker-Well,yeah, but anything about Christmas?
Scorpion-Christmas sucks.
Raiden-uuughh, I guess that means no.
Stryker-whatever happened to Quan Chi's "gift"?
Little Kid-Mommy? Did you buy me something this year?
Mom-No honey,we're not rich,but you still got something.
Little Kid-(opens present) Hooray! Drugs! My friends will think I'm so cool!
Mom-Who are your friends again?
Little Kid-Some guys that take my lunch money because they're "donating to the poorer than us"
Narrator-And so Scorpion returned the gifts from games to shirts,he did return them without getting his ass kicked first. Scorpion learned a valuble lesson that day,if you **** with my presents I swear you'll pay!
The end.
Keep in mind that I've been writing MKRW for well over a year now so it's improved a lot since this episode.